No more self-abuse...

[Stephen]

... in response to Shrewed and preventative?, posted by shadow on Jun 27, 2001

SHADOW:

Is there such a thing as a post-nup???

STEPHEN:

Yep....it's called a divorce judgment.  (LOL)

Frankly.....I think a party could decide post-marriage that they wanted to enter into an agreement that would determine how their property is to be disposed of.

[Bear]

... in response to Well..., posted by Bear on Jun 26, 2001

Honey read every word of this before I posted it and said no changes or additions were needed.

Bear

[shadow]

... in response to No more self-abuse..., posted by Howard on Jun 26, 2001

The time to act is now. How much more can you take? It's going to be hard now, but is it going to be easier next month??? Come on, Howard. Myrna made my mother cry, too, and it killed her. Do you think it is only you that she is hurting this way? I've got news for you, bud. The similarities are killing me, too. There is a pill you can take, Howard, it's called a REALITY pill! PLEASE, do something. I can't take this anymore.     Larry.

[Ray]

... in response to No more self-abuse..., posted by Howard on Jun 26, 2001

Howard,

You say that you have done everything that you are capable of doing. Have you two seen a good marriage counselor yet??? If not, get off your fat ass Today and make an appointment! If she won’t go, drag her. I think you feel that your marriage is worth saving, so don’t feel too proud to ask for professional help.

I hate to admit it, but Dave H. was right this time. We are just a bunch of amateurs here that don’t have first-hand knowledge of what is going on. We’re cheap, but we aint pros…

I’ll pray for you bud,

Ray

[humabdos]

... in response to Listen to Dave H!, posted by Ray on Jun 26, 2001

Ray I keep, tring to tell you filipinas WON"T go to a marriage counsler! (Preist maybe) If Howard can get her to talk to this "stranger" I will Eat Dave H's G string! Humabdos

[Carrisse]

... in response to Re: Listen to Dave H!, posted by humabdos on Jun 26, 2001

You've done it Hum!  Let us know what you think of it.

[humabdos]

... in response to ROFL!!, posted by Carrisse on Jun 27, 2001

I stand behind my statement Carr I don't think she will go.  If she doesn't go arangements will be made for YOU to eat Dave's G-string after Keven farted in them for a week! lol   Do we have a deal???   ;-)  Humabdos

[Carrisse]

... in response to Re: ROFL!!, posted by humabdos on Jun 27, 2001

You said YOU will eat his G if Ayesa won't go to the counsellor.  Don't go changing your statement now.  You're gonna eat Dave's G so better polish those canines.

[humabdos]

... in response to What?? Me??, posted by Carrisse on Jun 27, 2001

Carr you are as skillful as my ex's lawer with twisting the truth.  I said Filipina's WON"T GO to a marriage counseler.

Filipino's don't go because of the stigma (sp)? of mental illness in the PI    Hownever maybe a witch doctor could help her. no joke thats what they do over on Siquijor I  and I have seen it work. Just like Voodoo if you really belive it it will work.   BTW did yop play with the Voodoo dall that Dave H. sent? I love it thanks dave!  Humabdos

PS I bet you will all be glad when it stops raining here so I can go bach to work. lol  Humaboredos

[Dave H2O]

... in response to Re: What?? Me??, posted by humabdos on Jun 27, 2001

Hum,

Your welcome! I was going to find a doll with a purple G-string. But I didn't want to be the one doing the screaming. LOL Did you check out the site with the bull rider cartoon? The rodeo clown got a foreign object stuck in his butt? I think Kevin would love it, especially if it worked like a megaphone. ;o))

Dave H.

[Ray]

... in response to What?? Me??, posted by Carrisse on Jun 27, 2001

It would be easier if he swallowed it whole and washed it down with a pitcher of San Magoo.

Just trying to help Hum...

Ray

[Dave H2O]

... in response to Re: Listen to Dave H!, posted by humabdos on Jun 26, 2001

Hi Hum,

Neither will Cubans, but at 240 lbs, I picked up her 100 pound body and took her. I have the G-string already in an envelope, just waiting to be mailed. ;o))

Dave H.

[jim in the pis]

... in response to It's in the mail!, posted by Dave H2O on Jun 26, 2001

and with that, you were luckey you didn't get a few weeks in jail for domestic violence.
it seems that any woman can call anything, even a look of disbleif on her husbands face as domestic violence. and the court fearning women's group will go right along with it.
its usually used in an effort to get the home, get money, get out of a relionship and have someone pay the bill.
i have had friends that have been hit with domestic violence
out of the blue. they had done nothing. the woman wants out, the attorney compiles the guys net worth, see's how much he will make. and does the shortcut to the money by filing domestic violence.
be careful howard. for in many states, just venting your futrations by beating your own head against your own wall, is claimed by the spouse as domestic violence.
and remember she can stay if she files for that.
jim

[Zebson]

... in response to Re: It's in the mail!, posted by jim in the pis on Jun 27, 2001

Is it any wonder guys turn to prostitution...or a good massage therapist? It's a scary thing dealing with situations where you are turned on like a rabbed dog...

Zeb

[Dave H2O]

... in response to Re: It's in the mail!, posted by jim in the pis on Jun 27, 2001

Jim,

I am wrong. I was overzealous in my previous posts. I hauled people off to hospitals and mental health facilities for many years as a paramedic. I know how to do it. I often had to use restraints and physical force. I agree that it would not usually be a good idea to use physical force in most instances, especially domestic. The power of persuasion is the best approach. In serious situations a doctor can sometimes be convinced to put the person into protective custody for psychological evaluation. Psychiatrists are more apt to agree to this.

Dave H.