Date: Sat, 2 Oct 1999 11:49:37 GMT
Subject: My First Trip..Wow The "gasp" Interviews
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What's up Folks...
Here we go again....I give Rubi my binder, she said that if I can't get any appointments today (friday), then my saturday is going to be very busy. I said, hold the phone! I ain't gonna interview no-one...anyone during the party. Don't worry about it. If Rubi tells you not to worry, BELIEVE IT! I ask Rubi about certain ladies that I didn't see in the books that I once saw on the website. She raises her eyebrows and points to a binder that has a "Merry or Moved" label on it. I know it meant have "Married" but I look at it anyway. Jesus! I wished I could have met some of these ladies. I see the ladies in question and I noticed that there wasn't any indication of their current status. I show her the photos. Rubi turns a little red & her eyes are wide open now...Oh damn Davis what did you do? MUCHO, MUCHO LOCO she said...Oh I get it now. They're CHICKEN-HEADS! What is that Rubi asked? I tell her it's a New York thing..Chickens are noisy and destructive and are usually a few fries short of a happy meal...Oh I get it now said Rubi. There you have it fellas, there are chicken-heads in Cali, just like we have in our hometowns. Beauty doesn't mean that they will have brains. So while you're interviewing these lovely ladies. A)Don't forget to breathe. B)Blink occasionally & C)Stretch your legs every so often so that the blood doesn't settle down stairs while you're dribbling and drooling over her.
Rubi informs me that I'll have a 3, a 4, and a 5pm today. Saturday will consist of a 12:30 1:30, 2:30 & a 4pm. The party will be at 7pm. I head towards my room kinda nervous & talking to myself. I was kool and suave before Rubi told me to get ready. Stormin Norman yells..shaddup! Go take a shot of rum, review your questions, and wash your butt and get dressed...SIR! YES SIR! I asked one of the staff to iron my shirt and slacks, a few minutes later she presents a job well done. Bud I know you said that it wasn't neccessary...but I had to tip her on G.P. (General Principal). It's 2:20, I look in the mirror and say "Yeah you're ready kid...go handle your business". At 2:30 I'm sitting down & I see Claudia direct a lady towards me. You know those commercials where the lady is moving in slow sexy strut, smiling at you, coming closer and closer. Yessiree bob! There is a God! Her website photo doesn't do her justice. And I let her know it . She gives me this smile...blink, blink,stretch your legs, keep the blood flowing. No question by question lowdown here...that's my business. Catch this, my 4 o'clock show up at 3, my 5 shows up at 3:15. Ms. 5 o'clock stops about 5 feet away while I'm still talking to Ms.3 o'clock and gives me that last steak on the platter look. Ms.3 o'clock catches her and is pissed. Ms.5 o'clock looks back. Oh man...I see a potential cat fight here...LET'S GET READY TO RUUMMMBLE. Johnny Two Guns sees what's happening is R.O.T.F.L.O.L. He keeps my Ms.4 o'clock occupied, while claudia escorts Ms.5 o'clock away. I'm trying to keep a straight face with all this happening.....
gotta take a break, will return shortly.......Howard
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Date: Sun, 3 Oct 1999 07:19:49 GMT
Subject: My First Trip..Wow The "gasp" Interviews...part 2
Morning All,
Despite my brief moment of Jerry Springer like drama, my first
interviews went quite well. I know I've been pretty detailed in regards to the events of my adventure, but the nature of the conversations will be a private matter. The ladies were straight-up in regards to what they expected in a relationship. This told me that the choosing process is definitely a two-way street. When two of the ladies informed me that they were parents, I sensed a bit of uneasiness in their eyes. I responded by saying that I was aware of their situation & that I have been raising by youngest daughter alone since she was 8 months old. She is now 9 going on 18. REALLY? Was the response that both ladies returned with. This fact about my family opened up a floodgate of questions from the ladies. I felt a sincere interest on their part about this part of my life. I was questioned about how I arranged care for her. What was the story with the mother? Do my daughters know the reason why I'm here? It's funny, but the ladies apologized for asking so many questions & Claudia was trying to get me to resume control of the questioning. Listen folks, for me this search has to be a two-way street. I'm not interested in "ANY" woman who doesn't show any interest in me and my family. I was complimented on my the way I represented my "daughters". Oh man, these ladies are good...real good!
My first 3 interviews asked if I had any problems with them continuing their education in the U.S. I guess my smile answered that question. I told the ladies that if they ever become U.S. citizens, that the preservation of their culture will remain solid in "our" house. My commitment to my future bride is that "our" house will be bi-lingual. Never forget where you came from, because you'll have no idea where you are going. This is something my parents taught me as a child. Yo Fellas, I had a shot of rum before I started these interviews, but these ladies gave me a truck-load of GET REAL JUICE that tasted even better and went down easy. If you're coming down just to have fun, and meet truly friendly and beautiful ladies with no immediate plans for marriage, then do that. Just be UPFRONT & let them know that! If you're coming down just to make "booty" calls, then just save your money and stay home. It's real down here fellas. A lot of these ladies ain't about no B.S. A lot may be hurting in their pockets, but most are rich in pride and command respect. I haven't found "the" one yet..(maybe I have see future post) but I know she'll be from here & not the U.S. To close this post out..to my A.W. family & friends. I love y'all to death. I just wouldn't marry any of you. There's no need for me to go through my laundry list of reasons. I'm not perfect, but neither are the A.W. slapping a brother down. I'm just one man out here trying to do his thing...
Peace.....Howard
p.s. The next post will include my remaining interviews & reviews, the
"OH MY GAWD!!!" Party, the "Meeting by Fate"...
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Date: Sun, 3 Oct 1999 09:26:22 GMT
Subject: The Breakfast Club in Cali
How ya doin?
There's been more than a few request in regards to my people in the breakfast club. The ahem..Gentleman of the club are regular guys from the U.S. The names I have mentioned are not all of my creation. The bonding I experienced with them will last forever. I can say from my heart, that this trip would have been incomplete without them. It was decided after just 24 hours of being together, that we wanted to hook-up again at the palace in the near future. Unfortunately (just kidding) two members had the audacity to get married. No this wasn't two of those get married after 3 day things. These men courted these lucky ladies for awhile. The remaining members Johnnie "Two Guns" B., Steve "Captain Luuuve",Jumping Jamming John & myself have already solidified our plans to hook-up in Nov. We've been informed that the Palace will be fully booked during our stay. Thank goodness we took care of this in September. We look forward toward meeting the fellas that will be there. However, Breakfast Club membership won't be easy for any of the new guys wishing to join. You got to have "Flavor" in order to be accepted. You can't buy it..You can't borrow it...You can't steal it....You do or You don't! Oh by the way, pray that they post..You would have had to of been there to really appreciate the whole adventure! If they give me the go ahead to post one or two things in particular after they review, I'll do it...If not, you'll just have to hope you become a member to know!
Peace....Howard
