Is this relationship going to work?

[Anonymous]

... in response to Re: Re: Thanks for posting your story,it..., posted by Pete E on Jul 23, 2001

I probably needed to get roasted Pete.  Thanks for your comments.

[Pete E]

... in response to Is this relationship going to work?, posted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 2001

Hey I'm sorry if we picked on you and had fun at your expense.You do what you do and you learn from it or you don't.I don't think its a good idea to throw money at women with questinable stories,particularly if the are not very affectionate,but I know this process is about emmotions more than logic.The real logical types are still at their computer and have never caught a plane.But really this doesn't sound too promising.Why not find one who asks for less and gives more?She may not be as beautifull but she is alot better deal.
I know,its easy to get hooked on a hot babe.Good luck,and if the luck isn't good learn from it.

Pete

[El Diablo]

... in response to Re: Is this relationship going to work?, posted by Pete E on Jul 23, 2001

I jumped on the band wagon myself thinking this was some kind of joke.  But if not, Pete gives some good advice.  

El Diablo

[jim c]

... in response to Is this relationship going to work?, posted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 2001

Dear anon a mouse

   If this is true Go shoot yourself or, if not, go into business with H2oh he writes better than you. This board is changing from a bunch of whiners to a bunch a flagelents. good ole Larry G has started a new trend. Hell I'm going to Denmark for a sex change I could get rich in S/A. Maybe I'll just go to Flores Frescas recruit a few ladies and set them up in the agencies for you chumps to propose to. Hell you never want to know about them anyways, if they look good buy them and right away, some one else might get them if you don't. STEP RIGHT UP, DONT PUSH, DONT SHOVE, SEE THE BEAUTIFUL CALENA SHE IS GOIN TO LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE AMERICAN. Any one want to be a partner   jim c

ps Houndog the young one wants to borrow money. Do you think I should ?

[Houndog]

... in response to Re: Is this relationship going to work?i..., posted by jim c on Jul 22, 2001

You're just screwin with me right......

HD

[jim c]

... in response to Re: Re: Is this relationship going to wo..., posted by Houndog on Jul 22, 2001

Of course I am Sir Dog. but she does want the loan. I am so devastated I thought I still had it. I thought she had an electra complex  jim c

[Houndog]

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Is this relationship going t..., posted by jim c on Jul 22, 2001

..Worldwide...with a branch visiting you're city real soon.

Great Post to whats his name BTW. My sentiments exactly.

HD

[Wayne]

... in response to Is this relationship going to work?, posted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 2001

Dude,

A good magazine is lets say 3-5 bucks and you will get way more satisfaction.

A good shrink is lets say 50-75 bucks an hour and you might get to figure out why you are such a chump and how to change that.

I've tried both.

[pack]

... in response to Is this relationship going to work?, posted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 2001

say it so!!!

[Michael B]

... in response to Is this relationship going to work?, posted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 2001

1. There's an 18 year age difference

Really? Hey, no fool like an old fool

2. She's very beautiful

So? Aren't most of them? Look at their hearts, their attitude (their spirit, if you will), not at their t*ts.

3. Other than the foregoing, I'm not aware of any signifcant deceit on her part.

Other than the foregoing? h*ll, ain't the "foregoing" enough?

4. She wants to change some of my ingrained habits that she views as "ineducaudo", like eating habits, etc., but appears to be laying off in this respect. We've argued about this a good bit.

Maybe a valid point for her--do you know how to eat with a fork?

5. She likes to spend money.

Doesn't everybody, especially when it is OPM (Other Peoples Money)?

6. She led a somewhat deprived childhood (emotionally and materially)

Let me rosin up my bow bit, there that's better, ready guys? a-one a-two.....

7. She's not deprived now. She makes about $15,000-$20,000/year, which for someone her age in Mexico is reasonably good. She has a close relationship with her brothers and sisters.

Let's see now, if I lived in Mexico and earned $20,000 a year plus got $35,000 a year from a sugar daddy I wouldn't think I was doing "reasonably good", I would think I was in hog heaven---and if I had TWO sugar daddies (something you apparently haven't even considered) each good for $35,000,  I'd be a millionare.

7. There's a mismatch in affection between us. She finds it difficult to show affection. I think part of this is because she hasn't really been in a serious relationship prior to knowing me.

Really? "difficult to show affection"? Well, either she still has a shred of conscience and/or self respect and deep down inside she wants to convince herself "I am not really a wh***".... Nah.....much more likely, she's using it as a tool to keep you on the hook.

8. I really feel something special when I'm around her, despite everything else.

Well, isn't THAT special, I mean that you feel special

So, now, I'm trying to decide whether the pluses exceed the minuses. At this point, I think she would like to spend several months together to decide whether we can make a go of it long term. I'm not sure. Any opinions?

Alright, here's an opinion: I think that if you spend several months together with this woman, you will be: a) several months older b) several thousand dollars less wealthy c)left alone and broken hearted d) back here posting messages saying "they're all players and golddiggers and sharks" e)all of the above.

Mexico is full of wonderful women, why not devote the next several months to finding one of THEM? And here's a clue for you, a decient woman won't let you BUY her. Any woman call SELL sex acts (although most of them don't), but only a good one can GIVE affection, and then only to the man she truely cares about----if you're after the first, you're paying WAY much more than the going rate, and if you're after the latter (which I hope you are) you're going about it all wrong.  

Now cut your losses with this one and I hope to see a post from you in about a year that says "Guys, be careful, you CAN get hooked up with the wrong one, I did once, but I straightened out and in the end I found a wonderful one and now we're both very happy"

[JunFan68]

... in response to Is this relationship going to work?, posted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 2001

This is the conclusion to H20's never-ending saga!

Is it finally over now?  Purty puleeeze!

Mike

[Michael B]

... in response to I figured it out!!, posted by JunFan68 on Jul 22, 2001

What do you mean is it finally over, Please?

Personally, I'm looking forward to chapter 37. Isn't that  the one where the moon men have Flash Gordon tied up at the abandoned coke cooking lab near the Peruvian border and Consuelo, H2OH's current girlfriend, who first appeared in chapter 28, displacing Margurita, who was introduced back in chapter 14---Hey, you really had us going for a while, H2OH, most of us thought that Margurita was going to be the one, too bad she was disfigurred so horribly in the helicopter accident--you know, many of us thought you should have married her despite the accident, I mean, all the help her dad (the lawyer) gave you in finalizing your divorce from what's her name (see chapter 2)---hey, you don't think he did all that just because lawyers are nice fellows, did you? Heck no, he did it for his little girl. And let's not forget how loyal she was to YOU back in chapter 26 when that hotel maid mistook you for Jake Blues.

Anyway, Consuelo and Juan Valdez, who are out together researching locations to make a TV commercial, manage to save Flash and even though he is unconcious (those FUMES!) they get him flopped over the back of Juan's mule and carry him back to the relative civilization of Barrancabermeja, where the leader of the US DEA team (who just happens to be H2OH's brother-in-law)....but wait, its his story, I'll let him tell it.....  

[Tai]

... in response to Is this relationship going to work?, posted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 2001

She's not affectionate, thinks you have no class, and you STILL come off $35,000.00???

My comments:

See Bret's post; sentences #1 & #3, read Jes's, then read hounddogs post TWICE.

Man, $35K in mexico? I'll bet after that score she got nominated for "Pimp of the Year".

[Houndog]

... in response to Is this relationship going to work?, posted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 2001

If any recent "HORROR STORY" sounds mild in comparison to 'your story' then you already know the answers to your own questions.

Fisrt thing monday morning find a plastic surgeon and see about getting that tattoo on your forehead removed. Yea that BIg "FM" ...it's there just go look in the mirror.

Then, call your "babe" and arrange to get together as soon as possible. For $35,000.00 she has a Helluva Lot of catching up to do. Then you ride the horse you payed for till the deal falls apart or lasts.  Yea,  I'll take those bets ....and give odds.

Then...after she leaves...and you stop kicking yourself in the @$$ for being such a chump...you slap yourself in the face a few times...yea then a few more times..or until you wake up.

Then...if you're not to old...you do your Homework...!! And figure out WHY for Heavens Sake you got yourself in that spot in the first place and HOW to prevent it from happening to you again !!!

And if you're to stupid and lazy to solve your self worth problems, then at least just go rent by the hour or the week.

HD

[Pete E]

... in response to Re: Is this relationship going to work?, posted by Houndog on Jul 21, 2001

I'm sorry but you post reminded me of this saying I heard once.It even makes a little sense in a cynical sort of way.But I think we are really looking for love or we would save alot of money hitting the $14 whore houses in Cali.Lets see,story problem,if it costs $200 here and $14 in Cali how many times do you have to get laid to pay for the trip if the trip cost $1000?Answer 6.

Pete

Pete