Tell your story in less than 50 words or less

[Lonny]

Roundtrip to the RP----$1,300.
Honda 125 street & trail---$10. per day
2 Cokes dako & 2 snacks at a sari-sari store--- p20
A lifetime of stories and adventures in 21days---Free
Found the one, got married, life is so good now---Priceless

[jon]

... in response to Tell your story in less than 50 words or..., posted by Lonny on Mar 31, 2003

Swing!
And a miss!

Jon

[Jimbo]

... in response to Mine, posted by jon on Apr 1, 2003

Only Tneal could beat that :-)

Jim

[Jay]

... in response to Tell your story in less than 50 words or..., posted by Lonny on Mar 31, 2003

Hey Jim,

Since your the master, could you write one for me??

The most I could come up with is this...

There once was a man named Jay
He loved to stay hammered all day..

That's it, best I could do! LOL!

Jat

[Jay]

... in response to Re: Tell your story in less than 50 word..., posted by Jay on Apr 1, 2003

Maybe this:

There once was a man named Jay
He loved to stay hammered all day
He went to "the 'Peens", met the girl of his dreams,
Now he's sober, happy and gay.

...err..uh..maybe not...

I'll keep trying....
;-(

[SteveG]

... in response to Re: Re: Tell your story in less than 50 ..., posted by Jay on Apr 1, 2003

Jay,
 You were doing great right up to the end!  LOL  Yeah, I think I would rework it if I were you.  
                               SteveG

[Jay]

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Tell your story in less than..., posted by SteveG on Apr 2, 2003

Hi Steve,

LOL! Yeah, I'm reworkin' it. I'll try Jim's suggestions.

Jay :-)

[Jimbo]

... in response to Re: Re: Tell your story in less than 50 ..., posted by Jay on Apr 1, 2003

-ROFLLAFI!!!  Hi Jay,

That's an instant classic!  For variations you might try "There once was a man named Airwolf" or "There once was a man from Manila."

Hey, please email me with your address (last email I sent you bounced back). Sally and I will be rolling into Pompano Beach area on April 11 or 12.  No need for directions - I'll have Hertz "Neverlost" GPS, it's great!

Jim

[Jay]

... in response to How do I top that?, posted by Jimbo on Apr 2, 2003

Hi Jim,

I'll try the variations, see what I come up with. Hey, that's great that you guys are coming here. GPS is definately cool. I got to use it on a nightflight once. Very cool. Guess, hertz has it now, too.

Anyway, try bataan_4@hotmail.com, see if that works.

Take Care,
Jay

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: Re: Tell your story in less than 50 ..., posted by Jay on Apr 1, 2003

Hi Jay,

I don't think Jim wanted to go there!!! ROFLMAOCUMGDLPASIMMFP!!!

Dave H.

[Jay]

... in response to One For Your Homies..., posted by Dave H on Apr 1, 2003

Hi Dave,

LMMFAO!! "'Peens" as in Philippines.

Jay

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: One For Your Homies..., posted by Jay on Apr 1, 2003

Hi Jay,

Ok, Thanks! I was thinking 'Pens' and trying to figure out who your Be-itch was. ROFLMAOCUMLPIMFP!

Dave H.

[Jay]

... in response to You Scared Me!, posted by Dave H on Apr 2, 2003

Hi Dave,

I thought so. LMFAO! If I had said "pines", it wouldn't have rymed.

Btw, my Be-itch was the ugliest one in the place. That way I knew she wasn't a scammer. ;-)

Jay

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: You Scared Me!, posted by Jay on Apr 2, 2003

Hey Jay,

ROFLMAOCUMLPIMMFP! I hope you had 'soap on a rope!' LOL Did you ever see the movie 'Half Baked?' I think you could appreciate it. ;o)))

Dave H.

[Jay]

... in response to He he he..., posted by Dave H on Apr 2, 2003

Hi Dave,

LMMFAO!! No, didn't have "soap on a rope". If you drop a bar, ya just pick up another off the rack. There were plenty. Just never bend over to pick it up! LOL!

STILL have not seen Half Baked, but I really want to.

Jay