Tell your story in less than 50 words or less

[Dave H]

... in response to Tell your story in less than 50 words or..., posted by Lonny on Mar 31, 2003

Hi Lonny,

Congratulations! I'd like to here a bit more about those 21 days of stories and adventures. ;o)))

Dave H.

[Jimbo]

... in response to Tell your story in less than 50 words or..., posted by Lonny on Mar 31, 2003

There once was a man named Jimbo
Whose personal life was in limbo
So he went overseas
Found the girl of his dreams
And no longer needs US bimbos

Jim :-)

[Dave H]

... in response to the short story, posted by Jimbo on Mar 31, 2003

Hi Jim,

I loved it! How about this:

There once was a man named Dave
Who worked all his life like a slave
Until one day he got dumped
So on a PAL plane he jumped
Married a Filipina and raves.

Dave H.

[Jimbo]

... in response to Nice!, posted by Dave H on Mar 31, 2003

Hi Dave,

-ROFL!  I knew you'd jump in soon.  I was working on one for you :-)  I almost had it finished:

There once was a man named Dave H
Whose ex-wife was giving him headaches
So he went to Butuan
And really got charmed
And now...

Do you want to add the punch line?

Jim

[Dave H]

... in response to Very Nice!, posted by Jimbo on Mar 31, 2003

Hi Jim,

Very nice! ;o))) I will let you add the punchline! I have no idea what rhymes with 'ache' besides 'bran flak?' PIMP!

Dave H.

[Jimbo]

... in response to You'd Better Do It!, posted by Dave H on Mar 31, 2003

There once was a man named Dave H
Whose ex-wife was giving him headaches
So he went to Butuan
And there he got charmed
Now he doesn't eat waffles just pancakes

--or do you think this one is better? -

Now he doesn't get butt wounds or heartbreak

Jim

[Dave H]

... in response to I got it! :-), posted by Jimbo on Apr 1, 2003

Hi Jim,

Now you've gone and done it! First Peter and now me. ROFLMAOCUMLPIMMFP!!! Either way...that was funny!!!

Dave H.

[Bear]

... in response to the short story, posted by Jimbo on Mar 31, 2003

I wish I had said that!!!

Bear and Honey

[Jimbo]

... in response to Man...., posted by Bear on Mar 31, 2003

nt

[Jimbo]

... in response to the short story, posted by Jimbo on Mar 31, 2003

There once was a girl from the RP
Who met a Kano and was happy
But back in the States
She learned her true fate
Her husband was really a Kapre!

[Ray]

... in response to Sally's story, posted by Jimbo on Mar 31, 2003

:-)

[Jimbo]

... in response to ROTFFLMGDAOCUMFLTAHAIPCNTPIMMFP!   n/t, posted by Ray on Mar 31, 2003

I can see a big cigars under the trees.  Probably my husband is really a Kapre one. LOL   Oppps! sorry bunny. ))

Sally

[outwest77]

... in response to Tell your story in less than 50 words or..., posted by Lonny on Mar 31, 2003

YOu sound like you left to the phils around xmas like me, 1300 RT ouch, usually its 750 or 800

[Ray]

... in response to Tell your story in less than 50 words or..., posted by Lonny on Mar 31, 2003

:-)

[Stephen]

... in response to Tell your story in less than 50 words or..., posted by Lonny on Mar 31, 2003

....how our friend Howard would write this about his first adventure.  (LOL)

Stephen