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Author Topic: Dictionary for Women's Personal Ads  (Read 17753 times)
WindyCity
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« on: January 02, 2006, 05:00:00 AM »

Happy New Year, everybody!!! I got a kick out of this, maybe some of you will too!
WC


DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.............................................49

Adventurous.................  Slept with everyone

Athletic.........................No boobs

Average looking...............................Ugly

Beautiful...........................Pathological liar

Contagious Smile.............Does a lot of pills

Emotionally Secure......................On medication

Feminist......................................Fat

Free spirit....................................Junkie

Friendship first..........................Former slut

Fun..........................................Annoying

New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned..................................No BJs

Open-minded.................................Desperate

Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk

Professional....................................Bitch

Voluptuous..................................Very Fat

Large frame................................Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate.............................Stalker


WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want..

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

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nocomment
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« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2006, 05:00:00 AM »

... in response to Dictionary for Women's Personal Ads, posted by WindyCity on Jan 2, 2006

n/t
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surfscum
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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2006, 05:00:00 AM »

... in response to ĄToo funny! Where'd you find it? n/t, posted by nocomment on Jan 2, 2006

nt
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Ray
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« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2006, 05:00:00 AM »

... in response to ĄToo funny! Where'd you find it? n/t, posted by nocomment on Jan 2, 2006

http://www.planet-love.com/wwwboard/asian/archives/display.php?archive=000148&id=46939

And it's still funny... :-)

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