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Title: Dictionary for Women's Personal Ads Post by: WindyCity on January 02, 2006, 05:00:00 AM Happy New Year, everybody!!! I got a kick out of this, maybe some of you will too!
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40-ish.............................................49 Adventurous................. Slept with everyone Athletic.........................No boobs Average looking...............................Ugly Beautiful...........................Pathological liar Contagious Smile.............Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure......................On medication Feminist......................................Fat Free spirit....................................Junkie Friendship first..........................Former slut Fun..........................................Annoying New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned..................................No BJs Open-minded.................................Desperate Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk Professional....................................Bitch Voluptuous..................................Very Fat Large frame................................Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate.............................Stalker
1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want.. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay Title: ĄToo funny! Where'd you find it? n/t Post by: nocomment on January 02, 2006, 05:00:00 AM Title: test NT Post by: surfscum on January 20, 2006, 05:00:00 AM Title: Found it on the Asian Board... Post by: Ray on January 03, 2006, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to ĄToo funny! Where'd you find it? n/t, posted by nocomment on Jan 2, 2006
http://www.planet-love.com/wwwboard/asian/archives/display.php?archive=000148&id=46939 And it's still funny... :-) |