Progress Report

[humabdos]

... in response to Progress Report, posted by Howard on Jun 19, 2001

Howard I think you should send her home to see her family. It will give her time to think about what she REALLY wants.
Is there any love between you too?  If not I would seirously  think about a anulment or divorce. Why go on like this? WHY? Humabdos  Been there done that!

[Jimbo]

... in response to Re: Progress Report, posted by humabdos on Jun 19, 2001

Send her home, and take it from there.

[Dave H2O]

... in response to I agree Hum,, posted by Jimbo on Jun 19, 2001

Yes, and tell her how much you love her when she goes. I would slip a card, with your words of love, into her suitcase...to be discovered after she arrives in the Philippines. Maybe mist some of your cologne onto it.

I have a handkerchief with my fiancee's perfume on it. Whenever I put it to my nose and close my eyes...I am with her. )

Dave H.

[kevin]

... in response to I agree Hum & Jim, posted by Dave H2O on Jun 19, 2001

Hey, I tend to sweat alot and get BO.  It's always been a challenge to battle BO because deodorant doesn't always work.  Nowhere in the world has this been more challenging for me than the Philippines.

Well, I left my odor on any upholstry I sat or laid on.  It was inevitable.  Just after I left the Philippines, my ex said she hugged the pillow because of the odor left on the pillow reminded her of me, and then suddenly I was gone.  An odor was left on the couch too, which she said reminded her of me.  I guess Caucasians sweat excessively in tropical climates compared to Pinoys.

Well, four years later, my ex (still my wife, not yet having realized divorce was inevitable) could not stand any itsy bitsy odor related to my persperation.  Not even my shoes.  She sure let me know about it.

- Kevin

[Dave H2O]

... in response to Re: I agree Hum & Jim, posted by kevin on Jun 19, 2001

Hi Kevin,

You have left me speechless...I don't know what to say. ?:o0

Maybe something crawled up inside you and died. )

Dave H.

[humabdos]

... in response to Re: I agree Hum & Jim, posted by kevin on Jun 19, 2001

Hey I am on a roll tonight so here you go!   Kevin are you sure it wasn't your farts she didn't like? lol Humabogoy

[Dave H2O]

... in response to Re: Re: I agree Hum & Jim, posted by humabdos on Jun 19, 2001

Hi Humabogoy,

You are rolling downhill like a jeepney without brakes, on top of mount Pinatubo when it erupted. I am just trying to jump clear before you crash and burn. )) I usually go along for the ride. LOL

Dave H.

[Dave H2O]

... in response to Re: Re: Re: I agree Hum & Jim, posted by Dave H2O on Jun 19, 2001

WOW That didn't make much sense. How about...Hum, you are flying down an erupting Mt Pinatubo, like a jeepney with Kevin hanging off the back, firing his afterburner? =8o0

Dave H.

[kevin]

... in response to Re: Re: Re: I agree Hum & Jim, posted by Dave H2O on Jun 19, 2001

If you fart in the vicinity of Mt. Pinotuba's wrath, it ain't gonna make a difference how flammable or not the expelled gas is.  It won't have any more relevance than whether or not the jeepney's (driving down the mountain) brakes work.

- Kevin

[humabdos]

... in response to I agree Hum & Jim, posted by Dave H2O on Jun 19, 2001

Dave are you sure that wasn't her G-string you were sniffing! ROFLMAO!  I just couldn't pass that one up dave!  I am so BOGOY! ha ha ha ;o)

[kevin]

... in response to Re: Handkerchief?   ;O), posted by humabdos on Jun 19, 2001

I'd hate to imagine what the G-string might smell like, especially if it was saturated with methane or sulphur compounds.

- Kevin

[Pete]

... in response to I agree Hum & Jim, posted by Dave H2O on Jun 19, 2001

Dave,

I wanted to try that with my fiancee's vaseline shampoo but had visions of giant soap suds washing over me when I opened it If I close my eyes, I can still smell her hair...

Pete

[Dave H2O]

... in response to Re: I agree Hum & Jim, posted by Pete on Jun 19, 2001

Hi Pete,

ROFLMAO! It is amazing how our brains remember these scents. Just be careful if you come across another lady that smells the same. ;o)

Dave H.

[Pete]

... in response to Man in a bubble..., posted by Dave H2O on Jun 19, 2001

I don't think it'll happen. When I mention Vaseline shampoo...women look at me like I'm on crack (Maybe vaseline doesnt make their shampoo here...just hand creams and petroleum jelly)

Pete

[Dave H2O]

... in response to Re: Man in a bubble..., posted by Pete on Jun 19, 2001

Pete,

I remember seeing Vaseline shampoo in the Philippines. I think maybe my fiancee used it. I will have to ask her. Whatever shampoo she used, her hair was soft, beautiful, and smelled terrific. Memories....  )

Dave H.