Funny Story.

This is one of those stories where you might have to be there, but if you have been to Cali before, you can just imagine. LOL!
The other Night I am in Blues Brothers. Stay til closing then go across the street to a new Bar called, Habitat. Just having a conversation with the owners of both bars and as long as they are providing the free Tequila, I'm conversating.
Well, around 4:10 am I am going to go home. I'm out on 6 Av, when I see a guy fighting with 3 of the prostitutes on the Corner by Frisby. The girls got the best of him and he has a bloody nose with a white shirt. One guy talks him away from the Girls and he is yelling stuff and them and they are yelling stuff back at him.
Still trying to get a Taxi.
Then he comes back with a board. He goes back to the corner and starts swinging the board at the Hookers. I don't know where everyone got boards, but everyone had one. Well, someone finally throws a board and hits the guy in the head and he retreats. White shirt a nice rosey color now.
Still trying to get a taxi.
About 3 minutes later, the Guy runs by me again, only this time he has a Machete. Now everyone has a board. He's swinging the Machete at everyone. People are throwing boards and yelling. Now they have the guy in the middle of the street and he's swing the machete into the ground making sparks and generally trying to keep people away from him and keeping busy dodging the occasional board thrown at him.
He makes a break for it nad runs towards the Girls who had orgianlly beat him up. Now they are by the park near Headquarters fighting with boards and the machete. About that time, a truck with about 20 cops drives by. The guys sees them and takes off. Now the Keystone Cop scenario begins. Here is a guy running down the street with a Machete and all you could see was the white and rose colored shirt running down the street with about 15 baton wielding cops chasing him down 26N.I don't know if they caught him or not. The reason it was funny, was becasue with all the fighting and stuff being thrown and peole swinging machetes around, the only guy who got hurt was the guy who orgianlly got beat down by the 3 chicks.
All I know is, I didn't get a taxi until 5 am. Ah, the things you see in Cali.