The first woman

[Alberto]

Adam, the biblical first man was very frugal, and he is reason we have ALL the headaches we have with women.

Adam was very bored in the garden of Eden. God asked him; Why are you soo sad-looking my son ?

- "I'm very bored God, I have nobody to talk to".
Then God, being as magnanimous as he is, felt sorry for Adam and said;

- I will give you a companioship, and her name will be "Woman", she will cook for you, wash your clothes,kiss you, love you, and will do anything for you, including ALL the sex you want and will never complaint.

Then Adam, being frugal as he was, ask God:

- And how much that "Woman" will cost me?

- an arm and a leg, son.

-after thinking a minute Adam replied;

- And what can I get for a rib ?

Any names or resemblances are mere coincidence, this story is only for entertainment purposes.

Alberto

[Houndog]

... in response to The first woman, posted by Alberto on Apr 23, 2001

...and for a rib my son??

Well you can have an AW...........

She won't cook, or clean, or give you much good sex, but you will never be bored looking for food so she can gain wieght or ever be lonely as she will nag you constantly...

Houndog