... in response to Good ole Douglas MacArthur and his motto..., posted by kevin on Mar 31, 2001Hi Kevin.
"My fiancee collects stamps. As for me...I just collect money. Old or new...it doesn't matter."
"Old firemen never die, they just retire young and collect a pension."
"Suicide is not the answer...if you can't shoot straight."
"Give me liberty or...exile on a small tropical island with lots of beautiful women and cold beer."
"Ask not what your country can do for you...but what you can do for yourself."
"I did what? It must have been my clone!"
"It's like taking candy from a baby...impossible."
"Now is not the time to panic...OK, time to panic."
"My ex was a wonderful woman...until I married her."
"You can lead a horse to water...but you can't lead it back inside the barn."
"Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, people who disagree with me are from Ur...anus."
"Everyone has their good points...hold on, I'm still thinking."
"The truth shall set you free...but it is going to cost you."
"This won't hurt a bit...me."
"You look much younger than your age. How old are you again?"
"I'd order a Mail Order Bride but I can't afford the shipping."
Dave H. ;o)