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Author Topic: Write an enticing ad....  (Read 2445 times)
Del
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« on: April 13, 2002, 04:00:00 AM »

and you'll receive numerous responses!!!!

From a personal ad that appeared in a California newspaper:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE...

Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I'm a svelte good looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Kiss me and I'm yours.
Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."

Callers found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an
eight-week-old black Labrador.  :-)))))

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wsbill
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« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2002, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to Write an enticing ad...., posted by Del on Apr 13, 2002

LOL..
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greg2
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2002, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to Re:  I like sheep better....., posted by wsbill on Apr 13, 2002

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Tootsie
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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2002, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to that is baaaaad. n/t, posted by greg2 on Apr 14, 2002

nt
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Quick Fix
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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2002, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to LOL!!!! nt, posted by Tootsie on Apr 14, 2002

N/T
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KenC
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« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2002, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to Write an enticing ad...., posted by Del on Apr 13, 2002

n/t
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