Extra.. extra.......News round-up

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All the news that is (un)fit to print...read all about it. 

Man Charged With Creating Fake Army Unit, Recruiting Chinese Nationals To Join
http://www.dailynews.com/news/ci_17828067?source=rss

Obama pivots, eyes Medicare changes, tax increases
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_obama_budget;_ylt=Aifu3bxDBd.gyUedPReWAUBvaA8F;_ylu=X3oDMTIxZjE3a3FyBGFzc2V0Ay9hcC91c19vYmFtYV9idWRnZXQEcG9zAzIEc2VjA3luX3RvbWJzdG9uZQRzbGsDb2JhbWFwaXZvdHNl

Republican Senator Ordered to Recite Bible After Porn Incident 
http://www.israelforum.com/blog_article.php?aid=3375420

Top U.S. Intelligence Official Tells Congress Gaddafi 'Will Prevail' In Libya
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/10/top-us-intelligence-official-gaddafi-prevail_n_834334.html

Mom drives van into NY river, killing self, 3 kids
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_family_s_minivan_river_deaths

Ky. parents: TSA frisked our 6-year-old daughter
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=13363631
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/tsa-frisking-year-caught-tape-13363450

Stolen Walk Of Fame Star Of Marilyn Miller Returned After 40 Years
http://bhcourier.com/article/Local/Local/Stolen_Walk_Of_Fame_Star_Of_Marilyn_Miller_Returned_After_40_Years/75633

Chinese democracy activist charged with subversion
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110413/ap_on_re_as/as_china_human_rights

Jesus' Crucifixion Nails Found, Says Israeli Filmmaker
We're not saying these are the nails," ..............."We're saying these could be the nails."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20110413/wl_time/08599206492000;_ylt=AoyC1AnnGLtutD8NchQB_0dvaA8F;_ylu=X3oDMTJsbWt2NGpqBGFzc2V0A3RpbWUvMjAxMTA0MTMvMDg1OTkyMDY0OTIwMDAEcG9zAzUEc2VjA3luX2FydGljbGVfc3VtbWFyeV9saXN0BHNsawNqZXN1czM5Y3J1Y2k-

[thekfc]

The Graham piece is hilarious......something you would see/read on "The Jon Stewart Show".