Five thousand years ago, Moses said to the people "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and load your camels. I will take you to the Promised Land."
In 1933 Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
yeah, yeah, heard that one all my life, but here's a new part to go with it:
Today Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
