A man & his ever nagging wife was on a trip to Jerusalem when the wife suddenly died.
The undertaker said that it will cost $5000 to ship her home or $50 to bury her here.
The husband said to ship her home.
The undertaker said "but sir why don't you bury her in the holy land & save the money?"
The husband said "A long long long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here & 3 days later he rose from the dead."
"I can't take that chance with that bitch."
