A lady decides she wants a parrot for a pet, so she goes to the pet store to look for one.
The shopkeeper tells her he only has one in stock, but he doesn't want to sell it to such a nice lady, because the parrot knows too many curse words. She says she doesn't care about that, so he sells her the bird for a good price.
She no sooner gets the parrot home and set up in his new cage, when the parrot starts cussing her, cussing the house, cussing about the cage and everything else. She quickly grabs the bird out of the cage and stuffs him in the freezer.
She comes back in about 10 minutes and pulls the parrot out. She says, "Have you learned your lesson now?"
The parrot replies politely, "Yes, maam."
"Are you going to use that kind of language any more?"
"No, maam."
"Do you have any questions?"
"Just one... what did that turkey in there do?!"
