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GIRLS NIGHT OUT
« on: July 04, 2009, 02:31:46 AM »
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and lovin g wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:
'These girls’ nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing' said the other husband,
'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.
PSA 101:7 No one who practices deceit will dwell in my house; no one who
speaks falsely will stand in my presence.

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Re: GIRLS NIGHT OUT
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2009, 03:30:01 AM »
Bacardi is "cheerleader" beer and it works like a charm. I'll tell ya what though if your girl is hot... girls night out are bad ideas in my town. I was at a bar tonight with a couple of decent girls and a bunch of dudes were circling them buying drinks etc. I heard they were married.

Anyways one of my guy friends is getting married so yea I ended up in a strip club tonight. Decent naked women... cheap dances... and I really could care less. LOL and everyone understood why.... you should see my Hondurian hottie dance  :o

But my night out has reminded me how emasculated many of my guy friends are. Tonight was like their one fun night away from the AW for the year.  :D

Your average american guy is way too damn desperate. Feminism... fat chicks... not sure what the deal is... but damn talk about some horny dudes tonight.
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Re: GIRLS NIGHT OUT
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2009, 07:45:56 AM »
Your average american guy is way too damn desperate. Feminism... fat chicks... not sure what the deal is... but damn talk about some horny dudes tonight.
I was married to a girl who weighed abt 320-330# and I have a daughter who is probably 400#.  My ex would get mad at me if i'd chastise my daughter for getting overweight.  Now I married to a Filipina who'll cry herself to sleep if she gets to 106#!!!?
Women - no one will ever understand them!

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Re: GIRLS NIGHT OUT
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Re: GIRLS NIGHT OUT
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2009, 12:10:58 PM »
Bear i see this sh*t all the time
Kmart appears to have some kind of strange affect on fat people & they have to pass rite by where i work to get there.
They come out with a wagon loaded down with crap & none of it promotes weightloss. Many then figure that they also need a pizza to take home with them in case they run out of unhealthy junk to eat half way through the night so they waddle on over to my place of employment & order up one with what money they have left in their pockets. I have to say that it really makes me feel bad for the fat kids that you just know are going to end up as fat adults & their parents are to worthless to take any steps to try to prevent this from happening.
I also see what kind of lowlifes these fat girls end up with as boyfriends & husbands, man what a worthless lot they are. most of them are on social programs & don't even have a job.

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« Last Edit: July 04, 2009, 12:15:39 PM by piglett »
PSA 101:7 No one who practices deceit will dwell in my house; no one who
speaks falsely will stand in my presence.

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