A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits
down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has
a black eye, too.
He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence. We both have black eyes;
mind if I ask how you got yours?"
The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister
accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde
with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of
saying, Id like two tickets to Pittsburgh, I accidentally said Id like
two pickets to Tittsburgh., so she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue
twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my
wife, Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey. But I accidentally
said, "Youve ruined my life, you evil, self-centered, fat-ass bitch."
