Political Joke

[catz]

Saw this one and just had to share:

"While talking to my friend in Denmark he says he can't figure out why we are even bothering to hold a presidential election.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, or a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?"

[Dave H]

Hey catz!

        

That's a tough one..."Bitch" or "Beer and Boobs." 

Dave

[michaelb]

Am I the only one who hears the screams
And the strangled cries of lawyers in love?
Jackson Browne, 1983

38D, mommy owns a liquor store and daddy owns a Cadillac dealership.
Michael B. 1971 (No, I never did find her, but I sure looked)

[Jeff S]

I was talking to a gal in the pub the other day and when I asked her name she said "Carmen." Then she offered that she named herself, because it's two things she likes, cars and men.

When she asked me my name, I said, "just call me Blowjobboobsandbeer."