Frustrated beyond belief

[Ray]

... in response to Frustrated beyond belief, posted by Noah on Jul 1, 2005

Forget about the beautiful girls and find an 'ugly' one :-)

And stay away from the chat rooms!

[Keith NC]

... in response to A Suggestion..., posted by Ray on Jul 1, 2005

Hey Ray,

This didn't work for me!  I married an ugly one and landed in a world of &*&^.  My fiancee Anecita is 100 times better looking than my first wife but has given me all the love that a man can ask for.  Maybe I just had bad luck or something. LOL.  Thank God that is behind me.  You're right about those chat rooms.  They are full of scammers.

 
I received the letter from NVC last Monday.  It took about two weeks for them to take care of that.  They wrote that they will forward our approved I-129F petition to the U.S. Embassy in Manila within a week.  I am not sure how long it will be until Anecita has her interview.

Keith  

[AmBrazilian]

... in response to A Suggestion..., posted by Ray on Jul 1, 2005

A quick question how ugly?

A. Make a baby cry when she approaches
B. A two bagger* when making love.
C. So ugly 9 out of 10 men would rather make love to  sheep.
D. So ugly a blind man can even tell she's ugly.

* During sex a two bagger is a woman that requires the man and woman wearing a bag over their heads in case one or the other falls off.

[mudd]

... in response to Re: A Suggestion..., posted by AmBrazilian on Jul 1, 2005

/t

[senior citizen]

... in response to Re: A Suggestion..., posted by AmBrazilian on Jul 1, 2005

Old USMC sayings:

So ugly, that if you wake up beside her after a drunken night of debauchery with her head on your arm, that you will gnaw your arm off at the shoulder to escape rather than risk awakening her.

So ugly, that her face can freeze water.

So ugly, that she wins you bar bets.

A guy takes his bar buddy home to meet his wife, whom he insisted was the ugliest woman in the world. He unlocked the basement door and shouted down; 'Come on up, Honey!' She shouted back; 'Should I put the sack over my face?' And he said; 'Nah, I don't wanna screw, I just wanna show you to somebody!'"

The drunker you get, the better they look.

I always tell Honey she is the only beautiful woman I ever dated. True, too.

-WP

[Ray]

... in response to Re: Re: A Suggestion..., posted by senior citizen on Jul 2, 2005

...when she was born the doctor slapped her mama.

[AmBrazilian]

... in response to She's so ugly..., posted by Ray on Jul 2, 2005

She so ugly they put her in the zoo to keep the monkeys from jerking off.

She so ugly God grants you total forgiveness for your suffering and his error in creation.  

She so ugly she fetched the ugly stick everytime you threw it.

She so ugly the boomerang never returns.

[Ray]

... in response to Re: She's so ugly..., posted by AmBrazilian on Jul 2, 2005

LOL!

[Ray]

... in response to Re: She's so ugly..., posted by AmBrazilian on Jul 2, 2005

When she walks past a public rest room, all the toilets flush.

And furthermore, she's so fat that she has more Chins than the Hong Kong telephone directory.

[senior citizen]

... in response to Re: Re: She's so ugly..., posted by Ray on Jul 2, 2005

With all this talk about dating ugly women and such, I have yet to see the picture of an ugly woman as one of the wives on the Asian Sweetie photo site. I guess when it comes down to it, we all prefer to marry pretty women.

[Ray]

... in response to Re: A Suggestion..., posted by AmBrazilian on Jul 1, 2005

E. She looks like she ran through an ugly forest and all the trees fell on her head.

Seriously though, if you go exclusively for the best-looking girls, you're asking for trouble. I would recommend that he drop his standards down a few notches and concentrate on other factors besides looks.

Ray

[Stephen]

... in response to Frustrated beyond belief, posted by Noah on Jul 1, 2005

Yeah...I have a suggestion.

Contact me at:

sdbrittain@nospam.com

Sorry I can't write more, but I'm in a hurry.  

Hope to hear from you soon.

Stephen & Tess