A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,
"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to
each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for
the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said, "Well
this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs
once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a
wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a
wish.... so the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and
abracadabra! the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story ... Men might be ungrateful idiots .. But
fairies are ... female!!!!!!
