DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

[Humabdos]

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
Athletic......................................No tits
Average looking....................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist..........................................Fat
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former Ho
Fun..........................................Annoying
New-Age.............Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned.............................No BJs
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing.......................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
Professional....................................Bi tch
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

[andrew99]

... in response to DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: , posted by Humabdos on Jun 6, 2004

[This message has been edited by andrew99]

Still single.....Too picky, why she's still single
Intelligent..... B*tch
He must be responsible.....He must be rich
He must be understanding.....Will give her anything she wants
He must be well-educated.....He must be rich
Likes to travel.....Want man with lots of money
Poor.....Looking for someone who will give her money
Emotionally strong..... B*tch
Dimensions 34-26-34.....Scam-artist
Looking for Mr. Right.....Unrealistic woman looking for a man who's not on the market, that man is already taken