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Author Topic: More News from Asia  (Read 10778 times)
Matt
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« on: June 24, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_793206.html
(Chinese Lawsuit)

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=33209
(backpacker attacked in Australia)

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=33237
(ok, this one is not related, except in that some men seek
a wife in which the man is the head of the household)

http://news.mysanantonio.com/story.cfm?xla=saen&xlb=180&xlc=1016110&xld=180
(and this one because, well....what would happen if a man wore
a thong in the Philippines?)


Hey, I'm just reporting the news that is related to the Oriental
board.


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Matt
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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to More News from Asia, posted by Matt on Jun 24, 2003

Hi! I searched the archives, and couldn't find any link
to this news story from February: (Warning, do not read
if cutting off body parts offends you)

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_755062.html?menu=news.weirdworld.sexlife

The above link is a Filipino kind of John Bobbit in reverse
type of story.

I did find a similiar story in the archives from 2001 though:

http://www.planet-love.com/wwwboard/search/searchdisplay.php?page=asian&archive=000078&id=27991&bold[]=man&bold[]=cuts&bold[]=penis
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Ray
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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to OK, 1 more news story, posted by Matt on Jun 25, 2003

Hell, if it was only 3 inches, the guy probably isn't going to miss it much anyway.

Or perhaps he was really hung and only cut off 3 inches from his 12-inch schlong, in which case he's probably still out there chasing skirts with what's left :-)

Ray
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Dave H
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to No big loss..., posted by Ray on Jun 25, 2003

Hey Ray,

Sounds like no big deal to me also...just a circumcision. PIMD!!!

Dave H.
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Jay
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Just a Nip Off The Tip..., posted by Dave H on Jun 25, 2003

I wonder if it wasn't somebody elses Schlong. I mean, he just throws it through the window and walks away? Sounds fishy to me. :-)

Jay
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Dave H
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« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Re: Just a Nip Off The Tip..., posted by Jay on Jun 25, 2003

Hey Jay,

I think you and Ray are right! I doubt this guy whacked off his own tallywacker with a bolo and casually tossed through the window. ROFLMAOCUMLPIMMFP!!! Somewhere...somebody else is missing their Talong ni Badong!

Dave H.
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Ray
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Re: Just a Nip Off The Tip..., posted by Jay on Jun 25, 2003

Good thinking Jay!

Yep, it sounds REAL fishy, especially since he works in a mortuary... :-)

Ray
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Jay
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« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Re: Re: Just a Nip Off The Tip..., posted by Ray on Jun 25, 2003

I must have missed that part about the mortuary, but if thats the case, then I think the mystery is solved! :-)
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Ray
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« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Re: Re: Re: Just a Nip Off The Tip..., posted by Jay on Jun 26, 2003

Jay, this could be a new kind of scam going around in the Philippines. I think they should autopsy that penis and get to the root of the problem ASAP.

Ray
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Jay
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« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Re: Re: Re: Re: Just a Nip Off The Tip....., posted by Ray on Jun 26, 2003

Hi Ray,

LMMFAOPIMP!!! "the root of the problem". You have such a way with words, my friend. :-)

That would be a pretty wierd scam. I still don't believe this guy cut off his own tallywacker. Nice try, but I ain't buyin' his act.

Jay  
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Ray
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« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Just a Nip Off The T..., posted by Jay on Jun 27, 2003

Jay, do you think that this could possibly be the same Filipino guy who cut off his 3-inch schlong? Maybe he changed his name. Hmmmmmm...

Ray

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Underendowed man kills at members-only club

[Manila, January 31] - A 40-year-old Filipino man has been killed for laughing at his friend's penis - and then refusing to display his - during a drunken competition to find the longest member.

Joseph Pueblo, a police officer, said Eduardo Cristomar had been shot dead by Arnel Orbeta in Antipolo City, 3km east of Manila, late on Wednesday.

Pueblo said the two men and their friends had been having a drinking party. The victim challenged all to show their penises to determine who possessed the longest and widest male member.

"A drunken Orbeta immediately unzipped his pants and showed his sex organ," he said. "Cristomar laughed at Orbeta instead of showing his penis, infuriating the suspect."

Orbeta pulled out his gun and repeatedly shot the victim.

Pueblo said police were already hunting down Orbeta, who had fled after the incident.
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Dave H
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« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Coincidence?, posted by Ray on Jun 28, 2003

Hey Ray,

That really sucks! You would have thought Officer Pueblo would have checked just to settle the score. My money was on the late Eduardo "Long Dong" Cristomar. Shocked)))

Dave H.
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Ray
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« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Just a Nip Off The T..., posted by Jay on Jun 27, 2003

Jay, I'm with you. I don't believe it either! But I guess the real question is “did the wife believe it”?

Hey, do you think it could be the old cow's tit trick? Maybe the neighbors should all check their water buffaloes... :-)

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Severed Penis Not Really a Severed Penis

HASTINGS, Nebraska - A customer paid for a routine car wash right before Valentine's Day, but got more than he bargained for. During the car wash, the customer found what looked like a severed penis near a vacuum cleaner. It was immediately tuned over to medical officials, and a state crime laboratory conducted further tests. In the meantime, police began a homicide investigation because of the severed penis. However, the lab considered the possibilities and reported the "penis" was actually a cow's teat. "I've learned more about cow parts and human parts in the past two weeks than I cared to," said Police Chief Larry Thoren.
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Dave H
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« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Me too, posted by Ray on Jun 28, 2003

Hey Ray,

What the hell does a penis look like anyway? I've only glanced at one a few times, then grew my belly to hide it. PIMP!

Dave H.
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Ray
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« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to It depends..., posted by Dave H on Jun 28, 2003

ROTFFLMGDAOTAHAIPCNTPIMGDP!

Dave, haven't you ever heard of a mirror??? I use a magnifying mirror once in a while just to make sure it's still down there... LOL!

Ray
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