joke

[Stephen]

One day as a school teacher was asking various students what their fathers did for a living. She decided to ask little Johnny. She had noticed that for the past few weeks that he had been acting very troubled and sad. When asked what his father did little Johnny hesitated and replied that his father was a nude dancer in a club for gay men. The teacher immediately changed the subject without comment.

Later at recess she approached little Johnny and asked if his father was really a stripper. Big tears came to little johnny's eves as he shook his head no. He looked up at the teacher, and through his tears informed her that his father was really a guitar player for the Dixie Chicks, and he was just too embarassed to tell anybody.

[outwest77]

... in response to joke, posted by Stephen on Jun 7, 2003

LOL i went to a Ted Nugent concert the other night here in albuquerque, he is a wild man anyway, so he says listen to this song from my new album,
it went somethinng like this

Kiss my *&^, Dixie Chicks, Kiss My *(*&, Dixie who&re's.
LOL

the audience thought it was cool.

[Humabdos]

... in response to Dixie chicks, posted by outwest77 on Jun 7, 2003

I saw Ted in Portland in 1977 Cat scratch fever tour. My ear's are still ringing! lol

Hum

[Dave H]

... in response to Wang Dang Sweet Poontang!, posted by Humabdos on Jun 7, 2003

Hey Hum,

LOL My ears haven't been the same since I saw Ted and the Amboy Dukes around 1967. I followed that up with the Cat Scratch Fever tour in the mid 70's also. I'm going to have to stop blamming my hearing loss on fire truck sirens.

Dave H.

[Dave H]

... in response to joke, posted by Stephen on Jun 7, 2003

Hi Stephen,

ROFLMAOCUMLTNTPOMG!!! That was a good one!!!

Dave H.