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Author Topic: Hello again  (Read 45106 times)
Mike
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« on: March 19, 2001, 05:00:00 AM »
For the members that attempted to ban me from this site due to my contradictory opinions: well, try and trace this address.Smiley I've only been in Cebu a few days but already I've seen all kinds of fat, old americans with their teenage wives. I would laugh if it didn't just make me feel sick inside. Absolutely pathetic. Hoever, I suppose everyone is entitled to their own happiness, wherever they may find it, so who am I to judge? Just remeber; when I am 50 and try and date your teenage daughter, please don't tell me to  get lost, as if it was good enough for you, then don't place a double standard outside of the Philippines. Later....
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Terry C
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« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2001, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to Hello again, posted by Mike on Mar 19, 2001

So you're saying that by the time you hit 50, your wife to be will have run off with an old, fat, rich American? I doubt if she could stand your conceited self that long. You didn't have any problems asking the old fat Americans on Mag- for advice did you?
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Ray
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« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2001, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to Hello again, posted by Mike on Mar 19, 2001

Hey, you’re petty smart. So you finally figured out how to get around Patrick’s registration system, but you had to travel 10,000 miles to do it? A regular super-hacker! ROFL!

I guess you haven’t found any women over there because apparently you don’t have anything better to do but look at fat American bellies and try to start flame wars on the board. Yes, it must be really frustrating to see all those nasty old Americans with nice looking young women and you’re left out in the cold. Maybe if you sew an American flag on your backpack you’ll have better luck… ROTFLMAO!

Enjoy your vacation…:-)

Ray
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Dave H
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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2001, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to Oh, the Lonely Life of a Troll..., posted by Ray on Mar 19, 2001

PIMP (Pissing In My Pants)

Dave H.
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Stephen
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« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2001, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to Oh, the Lonely Life of a Troll..., posted by Ray on Mar 19, 2001

Stephen and I were in San Diego last weekend. We did'nt call you because we knew you're busy cleaning the house before Migs gets here.

We had so much fun strolling aroung Old Town, San Diego Zoo, Harbor Village. Gaslamp area was pretty busy because of St. Patrick's Day.

We cancelled the Tijuana trip. Maybe next time when you and Migs will be available. And also Let us know when you're coming to Disneyland. I haven't been there, were planning to go there this summer.

Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary to you & Migs.

Best Regards,

Tess & Stephen
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Ray
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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2001, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to Hey Ray....., posted by Stephen on Mar 19, 2001

Thanks guys!

Yeah, I didn't get that much cleaning done over the weekend. I had to repair 2 toilets that went out at the same time and then my stupid cat got sicker than a dog so I had to spend most of a day at the vet.

I haven't been to Mexico in over 15 years. It's just too easy to get into trouble down there and I got tired of the cops asking for bribes all the time. I hear it's a lot better now, but I'll probably wait another 15 years before I go back there :-)

Ray
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Dave H
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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2001, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to Re: Hey Ray....., posted by Ray on Mar 20, 2001

...Ray,

Fix the toilets? Come on now. Just put a bucket of water and a ladle next to the toilets and make her feel at home. ;o))

Dave H.
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Ray
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« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2001, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to Ray...Ray...Ray..., posted by Dave H on Mar 20, 2001

…she has flush toilets at home in Surigao City. But because of the low water pressure during the day, if you want to use the 3rd floor toilet, you have to carry a bucket of water up from the 1st floor and fill the tank first.

OBTW, that ladle is called a “tabo”. Make sure you have one in each CR before she arrives because it’s used for more than just flushing the john :-)

Ray
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Dave H
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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2001, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to Actually..., posted by Ray on Mar 20, 2001

Ray,

She has flush toilets and a 3-story house? What did you do, marry into one of the Philippine Royal families? Was her last name Marcos or Estrada? ;o)))

That tabo works real well to scratch your backside. I suppose that is taboo, but no one saw me...I think. ;o)

Dave H.
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logan_jiang
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« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2001, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to The Multipurpose Tabo, posted by Dave H on Mar 20, 2001

I hear alot of alusions, but I can't take a hint worth a d*mn. I just dense that way. ughh me am not smart Smiley
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Dave H
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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2001, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to What exactly is a Tabo, and what is it u..., posted by logan_jiang on Mar 21, 2001

Hi Logan Jiang,

It is a multipurpose bathroom tool. It looks like a small pot (pan) with a long handle. I have seen plastic and metal. They are probably made out of natural materials too. Like Ray said, one use is to bath. It is dipped into a barrel or bucket of water, then poured over one's self. It is also used to flush toilets that are not automatic, by pouring water down the drain. Kevin kept managing to get his feet wet when he tabo "flushed." ROFLMAO What else Ray knows about it...I'm afraid to ask! I have a feeling it is taboo. Shocked)) I am new to using the tabo. With Ray's experience, he is probably a Grand Master by now.

Dave H.
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Jim H
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« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2001, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to Tabo Beginner, posted by Dave H on Mar 21, 2001

hmmmmm..... Sally never told me all the purposes of this multipurpose bathroom instrument.  All she said was "baathing".  I'll make an inquiry tonight.

Jim
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Jimbo
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« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2001, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to Re: Tabo Beginner, posted by Jim H on Mar 21, 2001

Seems there should be three tabos in the bathroom....

(and that's all I have to say about that)

Jim
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Ray
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« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2001, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to Tabo Beginner, posted by Dave H on Mar 21, 2001

:-)
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Dave H
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« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2001, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to No Dave, it's a Girl thing.....ROTFLMAO, posted by Ray on Mar 21, 2001

Gee Ray,

I was at the sari sari store today. After I went to pay for my items, a light bulb came on in my head. I asked the man if he had any tabos. I sudden grin came over his face and he giggled "no." I said that it was a very handy thing to have around. He smiled and managed to get out a "yes." I could tell he was trying so hard not to laugh, that tears were forming in the corners of his eyes and his face was turning red. At this point I new that I had been had by Mr. RAY!!! Thanks Ray! Now I will have to drive 150 miles to the next closest sari sari store or wait in the car while Marife goes in. I was going to go back next week for more halo halo too. You TGYUTGYGUIHGIY%#!!! ;o)))))))))
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