Joke...

[Stephen]

Sven and Ole worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Ole answered, "Panty  Stitcher. I sew the elastic waistband onto ladies cotton panties."

The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.

Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week.

When Ole found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.

The Clerk explained "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labor."

"What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on the panties, Sven putsthem over his head and says: 'Yah, diesel fitter.'"

[Jimbo]

... in response to Joke..., posted by Stephen on Feb 19, 2003

There are two nuns.  One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and half minutes? I wonder what he wants?

SL: It's logical.  He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh no,!  At this rate he will reach us in approximately 15 minutes at the most.  What can we do?

SL:  The only logical think to do of course is to walk faster.

SM:  It's not working.

SL:  Of course it's not working.  The man did the only logical thing.  He started to walk faster too.

SM:  So, what shall we do?  At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL:  The only logical thing we can do is split.  You go that way and I'll go this way.  He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.  Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical.  Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM:  Sister Logical!  Thank Goodness you are here!  Tell me what happened!

SL:  The only logical thing happened.  The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM:  Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL:  The only logical thing happened.  I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM:  And?

SL:  The only logical thing happened.  He reached me.

SM:  What did you do?

SL:  The only logical thing to do.  I lifted my dress up.

SM:  Oh, sister!  What did the man do?

SL:  The only logical thing to do.  He pulled down his pants.

SM:  Oh, no! What happened then?

SL:  Isn't it logical, Sister?  A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down!

[Esiang]

... in response to Hey, I got one too..)                 ..., posted by Jimbo on Feb 19, 2003

he..he....

[Stephen]

... in response to Hey, I got one too..)                 ..., posted by Jimbo on Feb 19, 2003

nt...