AWs go shopping...

[MarkInTx]

A “Husband Shopping Center” was opened in America where a woman could go to choose from among many men, to be her husband.

It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn’t go back down except to leave the place.

So, a couple of American Women go to the place to find men.

First floor, the door had a sign saying: “These men have jobs and love kids.” The women read the sign and say: “Well that’s better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up?”

So up they go.

Second floor says: “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking”. “Hmmm”, say the girls, “But, I wonder what’s further up?”.

Third floor: “These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.” “Wow!” say the women. “Very tempting, BUT, there’s more further up!”

And so again, they go up.

Fourth floor: “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.”

“Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be awaiting us further on!”

So up to the fifth floor they go.

The sign on that door said: “This floor is just to prove that American Women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day!!”

[Phillip]

... in response to AWs go shopping..., posted by MarkInTx on Jun 22, 2002

A guy (American) is dating 3 attractive and nice women. They all want to marry him, but he can't choose. So, he decides on a test. He gives each of them $1000 dollars and tells them they have two weeks to go off by themselves and spend it, then come back and tell him how they spent it. They all come back right on time, two weeks later. The first woman gives him many gifts and says, "I took your money and bought you many presents to show how much I love you through generosity". The second lady looks even more fabulous than usual. She says, "I spent the money on a new dress, a new hairstyle, a complete makeover, and a trip to the spa, because I love you so much and I want to look good for you." The third lady gives him a check for $5000 and tells him, "I took your money and invested it in the stockmarket to show you how much I love you, and I made a 400% profit!" So, the guy finally makes his decision. Which woman did he marry?
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The one with the biggest tits.

[MarkInTx]

... in response to Returning Fire (for the ladies), posted by Phillip on Jun 25, 2002

That was pretty funny...  Thanks!

(Even though it had nothing to do with the search for an RW, so I'm sure ol' Buford is having a bird...)

[KenC]

... in response to AWs go shopping..., posted by MarkInTx on Jun 22, 2002

Mark,
Cute joke.  A bit dated, but still cute.  I know you were not trying to "make a statement" here, just post some humor.  Don't let the serious dweebs take the fun out of posting here for you.  If it helps, I got a chuckle out of it.
Now for MY serious "over analysis" (root word anal?)of your joke.  I see where many men suffer from "is she the best I can get?" while searching for a RW.  To those men I say, if you have to ponder the question, you have not found "the" one yet!  As for me, there isn't a better woman alive that could be better (for me) than the one I married.  I wish everyone that same peace of mind.
KenC

[MarkInTx]

... in response to glad to see SOME of us still have a sens..., posted by KenC on Jun 23, 2002


What you say is true. How many times have we heard of  "The Kid in the Candy Store" syndrome...?

And you are right... If you have to ask the question... the answer is no. Though there could be many reasons for why...

I didn't "know" because of my one week with Victoria... I knew because of the many women I had dated (AWs, RWs, and BWs) before.

But, some men may be passing simply because they are not yet at the point that they should be looking...?

[Patrick]

... in response to SOME of us still have a sense of humor, posted by MarkInTx on Jun 23, 2002

wild distortions of the English language to get past the language filter.  Not bad work.

[MarkInTx]

... in response to HeII, I laughed just seeing you're......, posted by Patrick on Jun 23, 2002

Hey, Patrick, I have a question about that...

Why is it that you can say things like: prick, dick, etc... but you can't say Pissed...? (oh... wait... you CAN say pissed, huh?)

You can say hell, but not d@amn

Seems inconsistent to me...  I never know what words I have to work around, and which are OK...

[Oscar]

... in response to SOME of us still have a sense of humor, posted by MarkInTx on Jun 23, 2002

Mark, I think you make a very important point, that knowing she is the "one" has also much to do with the many women one has dated before, AW & RW alike!

I think it is very important to know what you DON'T want just as much as it is important to know what you do!

[KenC]

... in response to SOME of us still have a sense of humor, posted by MarkInTx on Jun 23, 2002

Mark,
You said,"some men may be passing simply because they are not yet at the point that they should be looking...?"  I don't know about you, but for me, it wasn't that I knew what I "wanted", it was more I knew what I "didn't want."  It seemed that I was on a six month rotation with AW.  They all appeared like good candidates for a long term relationship, but could never make it with me past six months.  Not that they were bad women, but they just couldn't hold my attention past 1/2 a year.  Unlike some here, I was perfectly content on being a bachelor and dating AW.  My adventure in Russia was just that, an adventure to meet a woman I had grown to know and liked.  Never did I think that it would lead me to marriage.  Lena sure changed all that!  LOL.
KenC

[snowwego]

... in response to AWs go shopping..., posted by MarkInTx on Jun 22, 2002

I have to hand it to you that was good and that about sums it up, Thank you so much that was good for a laugh at this stress point. That sounded like my ex (OOPS,BAD WORD), Rick

[MarkInTx]

... in response to Re: AWs go shopping..., posted by snowwego on Jun 22, 2002

Well... I actually was emailed this recently.

I thought it was cute and I passed it on...

I didn't expect a firestorm over it... but... what the heck... it was a slow Saturday for me...

[yoe]

... in response to AWs go shopping..., posted by MarkInTx on Jun 22, 2002

A Wife Shopping Center was opened in America where a man could go to choose from among many men, to be his wife.

It was laid out in five floors, with the women increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a woman from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place.

So, a couple of American men go to the place to find women.

First floor, the door had a sign saying: These women have love sex-
the end!

Joe

[yoe]

... in response to Ams go shopping..., posted by yoe on Jun 22, 2002

n.t

[buford]

... in response to AWs go shopping..., posted by MarkInTx on Jun 22, 2002

I would suggest you get some new material... like Rodney Rude ( a canuck comic in OZ, if you cant find a link??)
said over 15 years ago... " If I wanted to listen to a @...
I would fart" and there is nothing personal in my remarks!!
as this my first post here. I just dont like old jokes that have no relavance about the pursuit of a R/U woman. Most times this board is semi-imformative.

[yoe]

... in response to Re: AWs go shopping..., posted by buford on Jun 22, 2002

:0)