We've been notified by Building Security that there have been 4
suspected terrorists
working at our office. Three of the four have been apprehended. Bin
Sleepin, Bin Loafin,
and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody. Security advised us
that
they could find no
one fitting
the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, in the office.
Police are confident that anyone who looks like Bin Workin will be
very easy to spot. They
thought they had apprehended Bin Working but it was actually Bin
Drinkin trying to
impersonate Bin Workin.
Rumors of a fifth terrorist, Bin Thinkin, running amoke around the
area are just that, rumors, there is no evidence of Bin Thinkin any
where around here.
