Atfer reading JohnL's post, in which he tells me that I am "riding on LUST and nothing more"... I have finally come to my senses.
Good Lord, you are all right!!!
How could I have been so blind as to think that I met someone that I fell in love with.
I see the truth now!
And, the more I have thought about it, the more I have realized that not only was I a fool to have fought it so long... We really shouldn't keep such a valuable service hidden.
Just look at it:
Knowing virtually nothing about me, you guys ascertained not only my motives, but Victoria's motives as well, and have given me absolutely sterling romance advice. My romance's demise has been predicted, and you all saw through my smoke screen to determine that I am nothing more than a shallow, depsperate man, who grabbed the first green card scammer who smiled at me, and then posted details an pictures of my trophy so I could brag to the world.
Yep... you saw it all!
Remarkable!
And now that Cleo has been busted by the feds, I think there is a real market for this kind of prognostication (Sorry Johnnydude, I know I promised I wouldn't use big words... Hey.. what can I say. I'm not thinking clearly, I'm in Lust!)
Maybe we can all go into business together... (I mean, when I can tear myself away from my lust, that is...)
Just imagine:
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Is she honest... or a scammer?
Is it love... or merely lust?
How soon is too soon to have sex?
How many men has she been with before you?
Virtually anything you wish to know (and many things that you don't wish to know... but that's only because you're a putz who doesn't know what's good for you! We'll decide what you need to know!!!)
Don't bother with a profile. Just post something, and we will quickly -- from the comfort of our armchairs, while drinking a beer -- tell you everything about you that you need to hear.
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