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Title: First "Gasp" Interviews....lol Post by: Hoda on July 29, 2004, 04:00:00 AM Date: Sat, 2 Oct 1999 11:49:37 GMT
Subject: My First Trip..Wow The "gasp" Interviews Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed What's up Folks... Here we go again....I give Rubi my binder, she said that if I can't get any appointments today (friday), then my saturday is going to be very busy. I said, hold the phone! I ain't gonna interview no-one...anyone during the party. Don't worry about it. If Rubi tells you not to worry, BELIEVE IT! I ask Rubi about certain ladies that I didn't see in the books that I once saw on the website. She raises her eyebrows and points to a binder that has a "Merry or Moved" label on it. I know it meant have "Married" but I look at it anyway. Jesus! I wished I could have met some of these ladies. I see the ladies in question and I noticed that there wasn't any indication of their current status. I show her the photos. Rubi turns a little red & her eyes are wide open now...Oh damn Davis what did you do? MUCHO, MUCHO LOCO she said...Oh I get it now. They're CHICKEN-HEADS! What is that Rubi asked? I tell her it's a New York thing..Chickens are noisy and destructive and are usually a few fries short of a happy meal...Oh I get it now said Rubi. There you have it fellas, there are chicken-heads in Cali, just like we have in our hometowns. Beauty doesn't mean that they will have brains. So while you're interviewing these lovely ladies. A)Don't forget to breathe. B)Blink occasionally & C)Stretch your legs every so often so that the blood doesn't settle down stairs while you're dribbling and drooling over her. Rubi informs me that I'll have a 3, a 4, and a 5pm today. Saturday will consist of a 12:30 1:30, 2:30 & a 4pm. The party will be at 7pm. I head towards my room kinda nervous & talking to myself. I was kool and suave before Rubi told me to get ready. Stormin Norman yells..shaddup! Go take a shot of rum, review your questions, and wash your butt and get dressed...SIR! YES SIR! I asked one of the staff to iron my shirt and slacks, a few minutes later she presents a job well done. Bud I know you said that it wasn't neccessary...but I had to tip her on G.P. (General Principal). It's 2:20, I look in the mirror and say "Yeah you're ready kid...go handle your business". At 2:30 I'm sitting down & I see Claudia direct a lady towards me. You know those commercials where the lady is moving in slow sexy strut, smiling at you, coming closer and closer. Yessiree bob! There is a God! Her website photo doesn't do her justice. And I let her know it . She gives me this smile...blink, blink,stretch your legs, keep the blood flowing. No question by question lowdown here...that's my business. Catch this, my 4 o'clock show up at 3, my 5 shows up at 3:15. Ms. 5 o'clock stops about 5 feet away while I'm still talking to Ms.3 o'clock and gives me that last steak on the platter look. Ms.3 o'clock catches her and is pissed. Ms.5 o'clock looks back. Oh man...I see a potential cat fight here...LET'S GET READY TO RUUMMMBLE. Johnny Two Guns sees what's happening is R.O.T.F.L.O.L. He keeps my Ms.4 o'clock occupied, while claudia escorts Ms.5 o'clock away. I'm trying to keep a straight face with all this happening..... gotta take a break, will return shortly.......Howard Date: Sun, 3 Oct 1999 07:19:49 GMT Subject: My First Trip..Wow The "gasp" Interviews...part 2 Morning All, My first 3 interviews asked if I had any problems with them continuing their education in the U.S. I guess my smile answered that question. I told the ladies that if they ever become U.S. citizens, that the preservation of their culture will remain solid in "our" house. My commitment to my future bride is that "our" house will be bi-lingual. Never forget where you came from, because you'll have no idea where you are going. This is something my parents taught me as a child. Yo Fellas, I had a shot of rum before I started these interviews, but these ladies gave me a truck-load of GET REAL JUICE that tasted even better and went down easy. If you're coming down just to have fun, and meet truly friendly and beautiful ladies with no immediate plans for marriage, then do that. Just be UPFRONT & let them know that! If you're coming down just to make "booty" calls, then just save your money and stay home. It's real down here fellas. A lot of these ladies ain't about no B.S. A lot may be hurting in their pockets, but most are rich in pride and command respect. I haven't found "the" one yet..(maybe I have see future post) but I know she'll be from here & not the U.S. To close this post out..to my A.W. family & friends. I love y'all to death. I just wouldn't marry any of you. There's no need for me to go through my laundry list of reasons. I'm not perfect, but neither are the A.W. slapping a brother down. I'm just one man out here trying to do his thing... Peace.....Howard p.s. The next post will include my remaining interviews & reviews, the ********************************************************************** Subject: The Breakfast Club in Cali How ya doin? Peace....Howard |