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I did a cut and past of some funny ones. If someone really asked these I think the guy would give the impression he's a 1) a closet homosexual or at least a proud metrosexual, 2) a potential stalker, 3) an exhibitionist and 4) very boring, no mystery, no spontaneity.

What's the ultimate thing I could do to turn you on?
What's the most romantic thing I could do to you?
Would you rather marry an experienced guy or a virgin?
What do you do if we are eating dinner and I have food on my face? Do you mention it or how do you handle it?
Are you wearing makeup now or do you like to go natural per your friends advice?
What flirtatious ways did you use to attract a dating partner?
How do you get rid of a ex-bf who won't leave you alone, keeps asking you out, following you around, and seems to be around wherever you look? Do you tell him off, ignore him, or go out with him just to get him to stop hassling you?
Do you like it when I'm totally crazy about you?
Did you more or less ever make out with a guy in front of your friends? Why?
What's it like making love with each other?
What does the word "sex" mean to you?
What kind of music do you like making love to?
Why do girls insist on "love" prior to having sex? Is this how you feel?
What's it like to be a woman?
What's it like wearing a dress?
Why are girls always so emotional?
What's it like to have period? Are you cranking during your period?
What are your measurements?
What does the word "love" mean to you?
How can you tell if a person is homosexual?
Have you ever had a catfight with another girl? Was it physical? Who won? What was it about?
What is and what is not cheating?
At what point in a marriage do you feel divorce is appropriate?
I am aware of one large group which will lend 10 million to fix up the a hotel...in return they get the collateral of 4 million in tax credits to be applied towards the loan. They also will give $1,000,000 up front for a contract of 10 years where they get a management fee of 3% a year. Your thoughts...

-David

P.S. "Cranking" during her period. Haha!

... in response to The howlers on Big Wally's list, posted by DavidMN on Nov 15, 2003

You would be lucky to get answers to some much more basic questions with a latina.
Questions that might be thought a little strange here would get you labeled f--king crazy by a latina.This analise your navel doesn't go over real big with them.
But big Wally didn't need to leave.Just leave that one alone.
I do feel a little bad we gave him such a bad time.
Bet they don't sell too many John Gray books in latina land.

Pete

... in response to Re: The howlers on Big Wally's list, posted by Pete E on Nov 15, 2003

I agree, Pete. I'm not picking on Wally. I don't think it was even his list to begin with since several of the questions relate to a woman in Thailand.

A decent portion of the 200 or so on the list are sound advice and I suspect they came from a book - basic things you should find out about one another. I was just poking  fun at some of home-made questions that were kind of "out there."  ;-)

David

... in response to Re: The howlers on Big Wally's list, posted by DavidMN on Nov 15, 2003

Thanks for reviving that one.  I never had a problem with b Wally either - but I recall some guys jumping all over this thing like it's the golden ticket.  

I can picture the scenario like this:   a couple of gringos are in the reception area of LB in Cali, with the usual stream of new walkup ladies joining - one catches a gringo's attention, and he remembers the good questions from the list so he's armed to break the ice and goes for it:

"What does the word "sex" mean to you? "
"What's it like to have period? Are you cranking during your period? "

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OK, that's extreme but when exactly would any of those questions be appropriate?  Maybe another way to look at it is this - would you ask your mother those questions?