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As a fellow gringo who is trying to find a wife and happiness I've had to think
long and hard before I could write this.. As gringos we all have to look out
for one another. There are too many agencies that are out to take the gringo.I
want to tell you about one of them.

Late last year I stayed at Sexy Safari or Barranquilla's Best,( a.k.a.
Barranquilla's Worst)  which are the same agency run by two guys named Michael.

At the time it was listed on both websites that there were 700 women in the
agency. When I got there he had at the most 250, which only about 175 were
available. Now he claims to have 2000 women in his agency. Michael writes on
his website: The Women on Our Website Are Updated Every Month. Our Agency Has
Over 700 Available Women. This Agency Will Have Over 2000 Women By the End of
the Year. The end of the year was 2 months ago and many of the photos have not
been updated since August. If he now has 2000 women where are their photos?

Where are these women? He has the same 210 photos combined on both websites.

He posted on his website, a Miss Barranquilla in August, who was in his agency
but never won a beauty title. She was actually still married. Michael was been
dating the women in his agency. I was seeing one woman that could not go out
with me one night because she had a date with Michael. With all the problems
you can encounter in Colombia I was now fighting the agency owner for dates. He
was secretly engaged to his secretary yet her photo was in his books. She has
since left the agency as she caught Michael cheating on her.

Michael of Sexy Safari and Barranquilla Best is a crook and a liar.These are
just some of the lies on the Barranquilla Best website. The women in
the bathing suits were in a contest for money. Michael then hired them and took
photos of them and put them on his website. You can not write these women as
their bios are not posted except for one woman that Michael is now dating. They

are ringers.

Here are other discrepancies: He states on his website:
Hundreds of Americans live in Barranquilla as teachers and business owners and
retirees.

American visitors are a rarity in Barranquilla, expect ladies to stare and
smile at you.
These are 2 statements on his website that contradict each other.Why would they
stare at you if they see hundreds of Americans everyday. Oh how stupid of me,
Michael will put a sign on me that says: American Vistor, please rob me.

He also states:
The women here have more of a European look than the traditional indian look of
the interior cites.  Wow, I didn't know the women in Medellin and Cali have an
indian look.

He continues his promo on his website:
3. There are only 2 roads into the city and all cars are searched upon entering
the city.
4. We are not on a Coca growing area like Cali and Bogota
5. Our city is run by businessmen not Cartels.

More lies and bull to scare the newbie so he will join his agency.

In his newest service which only benefits him,he states on his website: This
is a global mailbox system offered by MBE Worlwide which takes only 3-4
days to get to Barranquilla rather than the traditional mail that takes 3-4
weeks. 3 to 4 weeks, are people sending their mail by carrier pigeon. My
letters only took 9 days at the worst. But then again I have alot of money to
waste, yeah! Also the letters are delivered to Barranquilla's Best Agency. The
women have to pay a taxi to pick up the letters when they have time. Some women
get 50 to 100 letters. They are not going to pick them up everyday. In the end
it would be alot quicker and cheaper to send the letters by regular mail
only .80 cents.

He also states:
These Are the Newest Ladies on the Internet
We Have More Ladies Than All the Other Agencies in Barranquilla Combined!!!
Voted #1 Agency in Colombia.
Right? Voted #1 by Michael.

I am sure after he reads this he'll be making some quick changes to his

webpages with more lies.

Please save your money and do not make the same mistake as I did. Stay away
from Barranquillas Worst.

... in response to Sexy Safari or Barranquilla's Worst, posted by Ronnie P on Mar 2, 2003

Ronnie Pastor = TLC. Its seems you guys over at TLC still have some outdated info. Yes sexysafari and barranquillasbest are the same. They have a office in barranquilla. The old owners are gone. Michael sold out, got married and moved away 6 months ago. Suzana, the secretary runs everything. Ronnie, you have never been there, read your old posts, you are contradicting yourself.  You are another mole from Texas where TLC is located.

... in response to Sexy Safari or Barranquilla's Worst, posted by Ronnie P on Mar 2, 2003

Ronnie, thanks for stepping forward and providing an update on this operation.  

You've heard the joke about how you can tell if a lawyer is lying-- his lips are moving, well that applies to a lot of operators in the MOB business also. Many of the male owners have wound up divorced because they could not keep their hands off the "merchandise."

That's why PL, LWL and 2Gringo's and reviews like yours are important to remind potential customers---caveat emptor!

Are you headed back to Barranquilla, or going to look elsewhere?

... in response to Sexy Safari or Barranquilla's Worst, posted by Ronnie P on Mar 2, 2003

good report, and it sound kind of fimilar to latin connections that was in cali a long time ago. they also stated more women that were in their books, around 600, but their were actualy around 200. they are no longer in business and i am sure sexi safari wont be either after more reports like this get out.