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Title: The Curse... Post by: DavidMN on February 16, 2003, 05:00:00 AM My apologies if this has been posted previously. It came from the "Escape Artist" magazine and seemed germane to the political posts below :)
There’s an old saying about Colombia, "He put coal into Appalachia, but there was some left over, so He threw it into Colombia. "Then God distributed minerals like Iron and Nickel, again there were some left over, so He threw them into Colombia. "Brazil received tropical fruits and Emeralds, there were some of these left over too, so He threw them into Colombia. "The Middle East got a pot full of oil; the remainder God poured into Colombia. "Flowers went into the South Pacific islands, there were some of these left over as well, so He threw them into Colombia." "Wait a minute," a watching angel said to God. "Do you realize that you’re making Colombia one of the most powerful nations on earth?" "Yes," God replied, "but don’t worry, I haven’t given them their politics yet." Title: Re: The Curse... Post by: Yalg on February 16, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to The Curse..., posted by DavidMN on Feb 16, 2003
Interesting post.....I had'nt seen it before but well said. God also gave them some of the hottest babes on the planet. Too bad he did'nt put them all in the US Huh? Title: Re: Re: The Curse... Post by: Cali vet on February 16, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: The Curse..., posted by Yalg on Feb 16, 2003
[This message has been edited by Cali vet] Hey if they were all in the US we'd never have come to visit this amazingly beautifull country. Title: Re: Re: Re: The Curse... Post by: jumgimbo on February 17, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: Re: The Curse..., posted by Cali vet on Feb 16, 2003
If they were all here they would be Americanized, selfish, nasty women, the kind we are all trying to avoid. Instead they are the sweet tropical fruit we all wish to pick, yet they are just out of reach. With a little effort they are within our grasp... |