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They had to cancel the Nativity scene in Washington DC.

They couldn't find a vrigin and three wise men.

- Jeff

... in response to Sad News, posted by Jeff S on Dec 15, 2003

Things That Sound Dirty at Christmas But Aren't

 "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
 "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
 "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
 "Talk about a huge breast!"
 "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
 "Are you ready for seconds yet?"
 "Are you going to come again next time?"
 "It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?"
 "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
 "Don't play with your meat."
 "Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."
 "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
 "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
 "You still have a little bit on your chin."
 “Come and sit on my lap, little girl!”
 "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
 "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
 "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
 "How many are coming?"
 "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
 "Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
 "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

... in response to Sad News, posted by Jeff S on Dec 15, 2003

Let's have a meal sometime soon.

Stephen & Tess

... in response to Oh....I live religious jokes ...., posted by Stephen on Dec 15, 2003

You're on - this week - pick a day & we'll dim sum it.

- Jeff

... in response to Re: Oh....I live religious jokes ...., posted by Jeff S on Dec 15, 2003

see you there....

... in response to How about Friday (12/19) at noon?, posted by Stephen on Dec 17, 2003

Sold

... in response to Re: How about Friday (12/19) at noon?, posted by Jeff S on Dec 17, 2003

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