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Title: Oh no Chines Proverbs Post by: Peter Lee on May 31, 2003, 04:00:00 AM Man who drive like Hell, bound to get there.
Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok Man with one chopstick go hungry Man who eat many prunes get good run for money Baseball wrong: man with four balls cannot walk Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs Wise sayings to live by guys |