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Title: Tabos and Toilet Paper... Post by: Dave H on March 28, 2003, 05:00:00 AM It looks like were back to our old standbye topics. ;o)))
Dave H. Title: Re: Tabos and Toilet Paper... Post by: Howard on April 01, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Tabos and Toilet Paper..., posted by Dave H on Mar 28, 2003
What excactly do you DO with the toilet paper over there??? That's the question I always want answered :P BTW FINALLY, someone gave me a straight answer! My beloved gave me the whole CR training course, with a straight face I might add :P, that no one else would. There's at least half a chapter on CR mishaps in the story I am working on :P Keep the Faith H Title: To Take Notes... Post by: Dave H on April 01, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: Tabos and Toilet Paper..., posted by Howard on Apr 1, 2003
Hi H, I found that the toilet paper was perfect for writing notes and not much else. LOL I suppose that it is partly for show and a little is used to dry your backside. :o))) Dave H. Title: Re: Tabos and Toilet Paper... Post by: Ray on March 28, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Tabos and Toilet Paper..., posted by Dave H on Mar 28, 2003
Seafood City here in San Diego has a good selection of tabos for $1.19, but still nothing in purple. Knowing what you know now Dave, do you prefer the tabo or the TP? Ray Title: The Allusive Purple Tabo Post by: Dave H on March 29, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: Tabos and Toilet Paper..., posted by Ray on Mar 28, 2003
Hi Ray, I prefer the tabo! I will have my wife bring a blue one, since that is the master bath color theme. I just have to remember not to eat with my unclean hand. ;o))) Dave H. Title: I Found It! Post by: Ray on March 30, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to The Allusive Purple Tabo, posted by Dave H on Mar 29, 2003
Hi Dave, I was sitting in the car today while the wife was in the bakery buying some pande sal and pande coco. I looked up and there it was! A deep purple tabo! Mary the barbeque lady was berbecuing monkey meat in front of the Sari Sari store and she had it sitting on her barbecue grill filled with water. She was using it for firefighting gear (another use for the versatile tabo) in case her grill flared up. I tried to talk her into selling it to me, but she said "forget it Joe! You ain't getting your fat hands on my tabo! Go buy your own!". I even offered to buy all her monkey meat, but she wasn't budging. It was pretty raunchy anyway, but I thought it would be a perfect match for your G-String. Oh well, at least now I know they make them in purple, so I'll keep my eyes open for one. Ray Title: Eureka! Post by: Dave H on March 30, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to I Found It!, posted by Ray on Mar 30, 2003
Hi Ray, You have found the Holy Grail of tabos! In my long search for the elusive purple tabo, I have found something that works much better. I think of it as a 21st Century power tabo. http://www.mrsbidet.com/ It costs around $30 at Home Depot. Might freeze your ass off in colder climates. =8oO Dave H. Title: It's manual Dave.. Post by: Jeff S on March 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Eureka!, posted by Dave H on Mar 30, 2003
You need an automatic one. Panasonic makes an automatic one with washer and built-in warm air dryer: http://www.mindspring.com/~amotoi/intimist.htm They've been popular in Japan for 10 or 15 years. - Jeff Title: I know, but... Post by: Dave H on March 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to It's manual Dave.., posted by Jeff S on Mar 31, 2003
Hi Jeff, I've seen some of those high tech Japanese devices and toilets. They are very nice! But I'm of Scottish descent and refuse to pay over $30 for something that's not going to kiss my ass too. :o))) Ray's determined for me to have a purple bathroom. PIMFP! Dave H. Title: Re: I know, but... Post by: Ray on March 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to I know, but..., posted by Dave H on Mar 31, 2003
Dave, Don't take Jeff's advice! Those Japanese models are for girls or guys with 6 inches or less. The rest of us would probably end up with purple balls to match your purple CR (LOL) I recommend the Chinese model bidet maufactured by Won Hung Lo, Ltd. of Hong Kong. This is getting terrible! Ray Title: Ouch!!! =8oO Post by: Dave H on April 01, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: I know, but..., posted by Ray on Mar 31, 2003
Hi Ray, Thanks for the advice! I noticed everything Japanese is a bit smaller. ;o))) I might need the "Texan model." ;o))) Dave H. Title: But does it come in purple? n/t Post by: Ray on March 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM Title: As a matter of fact - they DO! Post by: Jeff S on March 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to But does it come in purple? n/t, posted by Ray on Mar 31, 2003
http://www.magicjohn.com/b4.htm Title: Now You're Talking! :o))) (n/t) Post by: Dave H on March 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM Title: Re: The Allusive Purple Tabo Post by: Ray on March 29, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to The Allusive Purple Tabo, posted by Dave H on Mar 29, 2003
Dave, The tree-huggers would be proud of you. Use a Tabo, Save a Tree! Ray |