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Title: Tell your story in less than 50 words or less Post by: Lonny on March 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM Roundtrip to the RP----$1,300. Honda 125 street & trail---$10. per day 2 Cokes dako & 2 snacks at a sari-sari store--- p20 A lifetime of stories and adventures in 21days---Free Found the one, got married, life is so good now---Priceless Title: Mine Post by: jon on April 01, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Tell your story in less than 50 words or..., posted by Lonny on Mar 31, 2003
Swing! And a miss!
Title: A story in four words! Post by: Jimbo on April 02, 2003, 05:00:00 AM Title: Re: Tell your story in less than 50 words or less Post by: Jay on April 01, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Tell your story in less than 50 words or..., posted by Lonny on Mar 31, 2003
Hey Jim, Since your the master, could you write one for me?? The most I could come up with is this... There once was a man named Jay That's it, best I could do! LOL! Jat Title: Re: Re: Tell your story in less than 50 words or less Post by: Jay on April 01, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: Tell your story in less than 50 word..., posted by Jay on Apr 1, 2003
Maybe this: There once was a man named Jay ...err..uh..maybe not... I'll keep trying.... Title: Re: Re: Re: Tell your story in less than 50 words or less Post by: SteveG on April 02, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: Re: Tell your story in less than 50 ..., posted by Jay on Apr 1, 2003
Jay, You were doing great right up to the end! LOL Yeah, I think I would rework it if I were you. :) SteveG Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Tell your story in less than 50 words or less Post by: Jay on April 02, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: Re: Re: Tell your story in less than..., posted by SteveG on Apr 2, 2003
Hi Steve, LOL! Yeah, I'm reworkin' it. I'll try Jim's suggestions. Jay :-) Title: How do I top that? Post by: Jimbo on April 02, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: Re: Tell your story in less than 50 ..., posted by Jay on Apr 1, 2003
-ROFLLAFI!!! Hi Jay, That's an instant classic! For variations you might try "There once was a man named Airwolf" or "There once was a man from Manila." Hey, please email me with your address (last email I sent you bounced back). Sally and I will be rolling into Pompano Beach area on April 11 or 12. No need for directions - I'll have Hertz "Neverlost" GPS, it's great! Jim Title: Re: How do I top that? Post by: Jay on April 02, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to How do I top that?, posted by Jimbo on Apr 2, 2003
Hi Jim, I'll try the variations, see what I come up with. Hey, that's great that you guys are coming here. GPS is definately cool. I got to use it on a nightflight once. Very cool. Guess, hertz has it now, too. Anyway, try bataan_4@hotmail.com, see if that works. Take Care, Title: One For Your Homies... Post by: Dave H on April 01, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: Re: Tell your story in less than 50 ..., posted by Jay on Apr 1, 2003
Hi Jay, I don't think Jim wanted to go there!!! ROFLMAOCUMGDLPASIMMFP!!! Dave H. Title: Re: One For Your Homies... Post by: Jay on April 01, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to One For Your Homies..., posted by Dave H on Apr 1, 2003
Hi Dave, LMMFAO!! "'Peens" as in Philippines. Jay Title: You Scared Me! Post by: Dave H on April 02, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: One For Your Homies..., posted by Jay on Apr 1, 2003
Hi Jay, Ok, Thanks! I was thinking 'Pens' and trying to figure out who your Be-itch was. ROFLMAOCUMLPIMFP! Dave H. Title: Re: You Scared Me! Post by: Jay on April 02, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to You Scared Me!, posted by Dave H on Apr 2, 2003
Hi Dave, I thought so. LMFAO! If I had said "pines", it wouldn't have rymed. Btw, my Be-itch was the ugliest one in the place. That way I knew she wasn't a scammer. ;-) Jay Title: He he he... Post by: Dave H on April 02, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: You Scared Me!, posted by Jay on Apr 2, 2003
Hey Jay, ROFLMAOCUMLPIMMFP! I hope you had 'soap on a rope!' LOL Did you ever see the movie 'Half Baked?' I think you could appreciate it. ;o))) Dave H. Title: Re: He he he... Post by: Jay on April 02, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to He he he..., posted by Dave H on Apr 2, 2003
Hi Dave, LMMFAO!! No, didn't have "soap on a rope". If you drop a bar, ya just pick up another off the rack. There were plenty. Just never bend over to pick it up! LOL! STILL have not seen Half Baked, but I really want to. Jay Title: Short and Sweet! :o))) Post by: Dave H on March 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Tell your story in less than 50 words or..., posted by Lonny on Mar 31, 2003
Hi Lonny, Congratulations! I'd like to here a bit more about those 21 days of stories and adventures. ;o))) Dave H. Title: the short story Post by: Jimbo on March 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Tell your story in less than 50 words or..., posted by Lonny on Mar 31, 2003
There once was a man named Jimbo Whose personal life was in limbo So he went overseas Found the girl of his dreams And no longer needs US bimbos Jim :-) Title: Nice! Post by: Dave H on March 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to the short story, posted by Jimbo on Mar 31, 2003
Hi Jim, I loved it! How about this: There once was a man named Dave Dave H. Title: Very Nice! Post by: Jimbo on March 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Nice!, posted by Dave H on Mar 31, 2003
Hi Dave, -ROFL! I knew you'd jump in soon. I was working on one for you :-) I almost had it finished: There once was a man named Dave H Do you want to add the punch line? Jim Title: You'd Better Do It! Post by: Dave H on March 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Very Nice!, posted by Jimbo on Mar 31, 2003
Hi Jim, Very nice! ;o))) I will let you add the punchline! I have no idea what rhymes with 'ache' besides 'bran flak?' PIMP! Dave H. Title: I got it! :-) Post by: Jimbo on April 01, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to You'd Better Do It!, posted by Dave H on Mar 31, 2003
There once was a man named Dave H Whose ex-wife was giving him headaches So he went to Butuan And there he got charmed Now he doesn't eat waffles just pancakes --or do you think this one is better? - Now he doesn't get butt wounds or heartbreak Jim Title: Ouch! Post by: Dave H on April 01, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to I got it! :-), posted by Jimbo on Apr 1, 2003
Hi Jim, Now you've gone and done it! First Peter and now me. ROFLMAOCUMLPIMMFP!!! Either way...that was funny!!! Dave H. Title: Man.... Post by: Bear on March 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to the short story, posted by Jimbo on Mar 31, 2003
I wish I had said that!!! Bear and Honey Title: Ok, It's your story too Bear! ;-) n/t Post by: Jimbo on March 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM Title: Sally's story Post by: Jimbo on March 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to the short story, posted by Jimbo on Mar 31, 2003
There once was a girl from the RP Who met a Kano and was happy But back in the States She learned her true fate Her husband was really a Kapre! Title: ROTFFLMGDAOCUMFLTAHAIPCNTPIMMFP! n/t Post by: Ray on March 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM Title: It's true Ray!...............Sally Post by: Jimbo on March 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to ROTFFLMGDAOCUMFLTAHAIPCNTPIMMFP! n/t, posted by Ray on Mar 31, 2003
I can see a big cigars under the trees. Probably my husband is really a Kapre one. LOL Oppps! sorry bunny. :o)) Sally Title: Re: Tell your story in less than 50 words or less Post by: outwest77 on March 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Tell your story in less than 50 words or..., posted by Lonny on Mar 31, 2003
YOu sound like you left to the phils around xmas like me, 1300 RT ouch, usually its 750 or 800 Title: Congratulations Dude! n/t Post by: Ray on March 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM Title: I'd like to see ....... Post by: Stephen on March 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Tell your story in less than 50 words or..., posted by Lonny on Mar 31, 2003
....how our friend Howard would write this about his first adventure. (LOL) Stephen |