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[This message has been edited by Dave H]

After careful examination of photos, I have come to the conclusion that Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, planner of the 9/11 attacks, is none other than adult film legend Ron "The Hedge Hog" Jeremy. There is only one way to know for certain... ;o)))

Dave H.

... in response to My Discovery!, posted by Dave H on Mar 3, 2003

Dave,

  Hey...you might want to keep a lid on it! After all,
at least one of us has been out of town, and we don't want them to know that we played a hand in capturing this guy.
Compared to Maj. Smeg., quite frankly, he was a pushover.
Also, make sure you vary your writing style enough so that people don't start to think that you and I are the same guy...I don't even owm a purple...well, you get the idea, so be sure to keep you fictional character develpment on track, and don't write with my style, or our cover will be blown, and neither one of us will be able to capture Saddam once we have been outed!

 Keyboard Rambo...

... in response to Re: My Discovery!, posted by Nathan on Mar 3, 2003

Hi Nathan,

Thanks! It seems that "authorities" captured this Khalid Shaikh Mohammed guy. I heard that he looks like some porn star. Hmmm...I wonder if he was wearing a Purple G-string when they captured him? He he he...

Can you explain this 80/20 split of the reward money again?  How much is my 20% of the $23 million?

Dave H.

... in response to Oh...Right!, posted by Dave H on Mar 3, 2003

Dave,

   Come on...we have always split rewards in half, 80/20!
OK, you still get a bunch of cash, but I thought you went to public school so how would you know that 80/20 is not half? /So what is our next SECRET operation?
How about both of us taking on the ASG in Mindanao?
We can write back and post about our heroic exploits, and how much nooky we always are getting, and we don't even have to leave our keyboards...but remember, if you post as your wife...CHANGE THE STYLE a bit!
  Rumor has it that I and family may be heading back to Mindanao anyway...