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Title: Jewish Samurai Post by: Dave H on February 13, 2003, 05:00:00 AM Hi Jeff,
This one's for you. Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai so he sent out a declaration throughout the country that he was searching for one. A year passed and only 3 people showed up: a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai. The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head Samurai. The Japanese Samurai opened a match box and out pops a little fly. Whoosh goes his sword and the fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces. The emperor exclaimed: "That is very impressive!" The emperor then asked the Chinese Samurai to come in and demonstrate. The Chinese Samurai also opened a match box and out pops a fly. Whoosh, whoosh goes his sword. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces. The emperor exclaimed: "That is really very impressive!" The emperor then had the Jewish Samurai demonstrate why he should be the head Samurai. The Jewish Samurai also opened a match box and out pops a fly. His flashing sword goes whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh. A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still alive and buzzing around. The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks: "After all of that, why is the fly not dead?" The Jewish Samurai smiled, "Well, circumcision is not intended to kill." Title: HEY! I know that Jewish Samurai! Post by: Jeff S on February 14, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Jewish Samurai, posted by Dave H on Feb 13, 2003
http://www.geocities.com/jeffsatpl/mjwed.jpg Watch out - is katana is SHARP!!!! - Jeff Title: That's Him! Post by: Dave H on February 15, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to HEY! I know that Jewish Samurai!, posted by Jeff S on Feb 14, 2003
Hi Samurai Jeff, Yep..thats the samurai who trimmed my tip! LOL Great photo! Dave H. Title: Re: Jewish Samurai Post by: Peter Lee on February 14, 2003, 05:00:00 AM |