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Title: Is This German Guy named "CC"? Post by: Stephen on February 03, 2003, 05:00:00 AM American, German in brawl
over Iraq in Cebu Posted: 10:46 AM (Manila Time) | Feb. 03, 2003 Agence France-Presse CEBU - An American tourist was knifed and wounded by a German man in the central Philippines in a bar brawl over the raging issue of Iraq, police said Monday. Police detained Frank Oesterle after he stabbed American John Flynn with a Swiss knife on Friday, Superintendent Maximo Calimlim, the provincial police chief in Cebu City said. Calimlim said Flynn and Oesterle, a 37 year-old economist from Munich, met at a bar in the beach resort of Moalboal near here and started arguing their countries' respective positions over UN Security Council resolutions on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction. Oesterle, interviewed by a local radio station inside his jail cell, said he had told the American that he was against a threatened US-led attack on Baghdad because "many people will die if the US makes good its threat." He said he regretted what happened, admitting both men were drunk when they started the argument. Oesterle said a fistfight followed. The last thing he remembered was he was down on the floor with Flynn sitting on top of him. "When you're on a holiday, you better speak about nice food, beautiful women and white beaches," said the German, who said he would ask the American to forgive him. He would also urge police not to press charges. Title: Re: Is This German Guy named "CC"? Post by: Jay on February 03, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Is This German Guy named "CC"?, posted by Stephen on Feb 3, 2003
[This message has been edited by Jay] LOL! Sure sounds like my old friend, Joe Flynn. He was always getting into it with Germans. I would even venture to guess that it was him. He aint no tourist.
Title: Irish Guy... Post by: Dave H on February 04, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: Is This German Guy named "CC&qu..., posted by Jay on Feb 3, 2003
[This message has been edited by Dave H] Hey Jay, Old Joe/John Flynn should have broken off the blade while still stuck inside and handed the knife back to him...that would've had them thinking twice about messing with the Irish in the future. LOL I don't think it's cc either...he would have used a scalpel and maybe carved the guy a new nose. LOL Title: Re: Irish Guy... Post by: Jay on February 05, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Irish Guy..., posted by Dave H on Feb 4, 2003
LMAO!! Hi Dave, Just saw this. I really bet it was Joe. Had a tatoo on his back that said, "Born Irish, Die Irish". lol! Doing good, thanks for your help lastweek. Criselda said, "Wow, hees de bestfriend!" lol Jay Title: Sounds Like A Tourist LOL Post by: Dave H on February 05, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: Irish Guy..., posted by Jay on Feb 5, 2003
Hey Jay, It would be a shame if Joe found out that he was adopted and was really English. LOL Happy to hear it. Hi to Criselda. Dave H. Title: Re: Sounds Like A Tourist LOL Post by: Jay on February 05, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Sounds Like A Tourist LOL, posted by Dave H on Feb 5, 2003
[This message has been edited by Jay] God bless you my friend, Criselda said alot more. Wish I could write a tribute. That can't be though....dangerous buisssness is only spoken between dangerous ppl. Jay Title: Thanks! Post by: Dave H on February 05, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: Sounds Like A Tourist LOL, posted by Jay on Feb 5, 2003
Hey Jay. I appreciate it, but as you know I must protect my identity and maintain my cover. :o))) Dave H. Title: Dave H...don't tell me...... Post by: Stephen on February 06, 2003, 05:00:00 AM Title: Secret Asian Man Post by: Dave H on February 06, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Dave H...don't tell me......, posted by Stephen on Feb 6, 2003
Hi Stephen, You too! Being a lawyer is a great cover! :o))) I'm only retired from a paramilitary organization...fire department. But, like the rest of you guys I am a Secret Asian Man...you know Crouching Tiger, Hidden Beaver. :o))) We need a theme song...Jimbo help me out here! I heard a song (Secret Asian Man) based on Johnny River's "Secret Agent Man" which wasn't to bad. Maybe we can rework the lyrics. Dave H. Title: Re: Secret Asian Man Post by: Nathan on February 06, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Secret Asian Man, posted by Dave H on Feb 6, 2003
Hey...I like it...Secret Asian Man! Except I think it was crouching beaver...hidden tiger! We will have to collaborate on the words though. On second thought, we had better not collaborate...as that would likely involve the French...experts on collaboration as they are... Nathan Title: You're right! Post by: Dave H on February 06, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: Secret Asian Man, posted by Nathan on Feb 6, 2003
[This message has been edited by Dave H] Hey Nathan, I think it is "crouching beaver...hidden tiger!" That zen stuff always confuses me! LOL I'm trying to avoid the French myself. But, one thing is certain...the French will come running to us and be our friends once the song is finished and we win the war! Dave H. Title: Now for the REST of the story.... Post by: Jeff S on February 06, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to You're right!, posted by Dave H on Feb 6, 2003
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/features/story.jsp?story=375762 Title: The Truth! Very Good! (n/t) Post by: Dave H on February 06, 2003, 05:00:00 AM Title: Re: You're right! Post by: Ray on February 06, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to You're right!, posted by Dave H on Feb 6, 2003
Hey Dave, Who needs the French anyway? After we kick Sadman's ass out of Iraq, we should give away free oil to anyone who supported us. The rest of 'em can go pound sand... :-) Ray Title: Oui... Post by: Dave H on February 06, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: You're right!, posted by Ray on Feb 6, 2003
Hey Ray, I like the way you think! I agree 100%! Let's give their share of US foreign aid to the Philippines. Dave H. Title: Re: Dave H...don't tell me...... Post by: Nathan on February 06, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Dave H...don't tell me......, posted by Stephen on Feb 6, 2003
Most likely...another one! Those caps with the propellers on top must get old...but it's part of the cover! Secret agent man! Was that Military agent...or Mutant Agent? Nate...undercover Title: Re: Re: Dave H...don't tell me...... Post by: Jay on February 06, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: Dave H...don't tell me......, posted by Nathan on Feb 6, 2003
[This message has been edited by Jay] F56Gt% 205205 0500Z 2654376yRRe7955F. Gj88ytsawbvc, hj7%$44455587654. Shhh, Nathan, don't tell anyone. This code is secret! :-) Title: Posting From Jupiter Post by: Dave H on February 06, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: Re: Dave H...don't tell me......, posted by Jay on Feb 6, 2003
Hi 345 Airwolf, I don't think that anyone suspected that I sent you the top secret code: F56Gt% 205205 0500Z 2654376yRRe7955F. Gj88ytsawbvc, hj7%$44455587654. ecrypted in my triple mouthed smiley face. Ha Ha Ha...these Earthlings are so easy! They think were human. I'm happy that I had the spare parts to fix your FX345 Extrinsic Fighter craft. "Dave" Alien H. Title: Really? Post by: Nathan on February 06, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Posting From Jupiter, posted by Dave H on Feb 6, 2003
OK...I have the code now...posting this one from the Del Gato in Buenos Aires...gees...the place is swarming with secret agents! Spies everywhere...tracking me down........sh!t...a fly in my soup! A secret agent fly me thinks...the flies here followed me from Afghanistan where they worked as prep cooks for a group of visiting French cheese eating surrender monkeys! At least all of us down here...especially the flies, are getting lots of nooky! Title: Re: Really? Post by: Jay on February 06, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Really?, posted by Nathan on Feb 6, 2003
[This message has been edited by Jay] LMAOROTFCUML!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Watch out for the flies with teeth. :-) Airwolf Title: Quickly! Post by: Dave H on February 06, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Really?, posted by Nathan on Feb 6, 2003
Nathan, A SUBMARINE sandwich tastes very good at the BEACH at MIDNIGHT. Burn this mesasage and RUN! You've been located and they are closing in. Agent H. Title: Re: Quickly! Post by: Jay on February 06, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Quickly!, posted by Dave H on Feb 6, 2003
Hey Dave, Dont forget. MUSTARD MUST be on the SUBMARINE sandwich. Mustard is best at 1500Z. Airwolf Title: Nope.... Post by: Ray on February 03, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Is This German Guy named "CC"?, posted by Stephen on Feb 3, 2003
Being a proctologist, I think cc would have carved the guy a new anus (ROFL) |