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Title: I HOPE SIZE DOESN`T MATTER .. HA HA HA Post by: Windmill Boy on January 29, 2003, 05:00:00 AM HI GANG
SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS I GOT IT BACK FROM JAPANESE SCRIPT BUT I CANT CONTROL THE SIZE ---- HA HA HA ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I HAD A NICE DAY WITH MIHO (153 CM = 5 FOOT---- THE TOP OF HER HEAD COMES UP TO MY ARMPIT) ON OUR TRIP TO NAGASAKI YESTERDAY. IT WAS SNOWING RATHER HEAVILY SO THE EXPRESS WAY WAS BLOCKED SO SHE DID NOT WANT TO DRIVE. WE TOOK A TRAIN 2 HOURS OR SO TO NAGASAKI FROM FUKUOKA. I LIKE THE 3 CITIES I HAVE VISITED ON THIS SOUTHERN ISLAND OF KYUSHU (KAGOSHIMA, FUKUOKA AND NAGASAKI) BUT i THINK i LIKE NAGASAKI THE BEST AND IT DIDN`T HURT THAT IT IS MIHO`S HOMETOWN. i LIKE THE GEOGRAPHIC LAYOUT OF THE CITY NESTLED IN THE HILLS WITH ITS HARBOR THOUGH I DID NOT SEE THAT. IT ALSO HAS A SLIGHT INTERNATIONAL FLAIR WITH ITS HISTORY OF CONTACT WITH THE WEST. i NOTICED SOME DUTCH WORDS AND INFLUENCE HERE AND THERE. AND YES THE CHINESE ... NAGASAKI IS ONE OF THE 3 CITIES WITH A CHINA TOWN (YOKOHAMA IS THE BIGGEST AND KOBE ALSO). WE WANDERED AROUND THROUGH CHINATOWN UNTIL WE GOT TO HER FAVORITE RESTAURANT. IT EVEN HAD A CARP TROUGH / POND OUTSIDE WITH BRIGHT COLORED FISH SWIMMING IN IT. THE FOOD I HAD WAS GOOD AND EVEN SIMILAR TO AMERICAN CHINESE. tHIS CHINA TOWN WAS CLEAN (SURPRISE SURPRISE) AND HAD A NICE AURA ABOUT IT THEY ARE GETTING READY FOR CHINESE NEW YEAR IN A COUPLE OF DAYS. IT LOOKS LIKE A VERY BIG CELEBRATION HERE. WE TOOK MANY PICTURES IN CHINATOWN OF EACH OTHER BEING GOOFEY. THEN WE WENT WINDOW SHOPPING AND i DROVE HER CRAZY LOOKING FOR kAKI (CAKES AND PASTRY) WELL THAT IS MY OCCUPATION RIGHT HA HA HA. I TOOK HER OUT FOR HIGH TEA AT ONE OF HER FAVORITE LOCATIONS SHE HAD THE TEA AND I ATE MOST OF THE ACCOMPANYING PASTRIES SHE CLAIMED THAT SHE WAS FULL FROM THE CHINESE. THOUGH SHE IS CUTE MIHO IS NOT A BEAUTY, THOUGH SHE HAS A NICE DERRIER. BUT HER ENGLISH WAS PRETTY GOOD THOUGH SHE SOUNDS LIKE A DEAF PERSON WHEN SHE SPEAKS (NO OFFENSE INTENDED GREG --- MY BROTHER IS A SIGN LANGUAGE INTERPRETER AND IS DATING / MOVING IN WITH A DEAF GUY) SO IT IS A CHALLENGE TO UNDERSTAND HER BECAUSE HER SPEACH IS SLURRED. WE COMMUNICATED QUITE WELL TOGETHER. BUT I LIKE HER PERSONALITY A LOT. SHE IS A FUNNY GOOFEY GIRL WITH SPUNK. HER GRANDFATHER IS A CHRISTIAN CATHOLIC MONK AT 74 (MY MOTHERS AGE)--- I GUESS ABSTINENCE IS NOT PART OF THAT EQUATION HA HA HA. THOUGH SHE IS NOT PRACTICING [ I DON`T ATTEND SERVICES TOO MUCH EITHER] AT LEAST SHE HAS A SIMILAR RELIGIOUS FOUNDATION DID A LITTLE HAND HOLDING (HEY THE FREEZING COLD WEATHER IS GOOD FOR SOMETHING RIGHT HA HA HA) SHE RESTED HER HEAD ON MY SHOULER AS WE TOOK THE TRAIN BACK TO FUKUOKA. AND SO FAR IT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD MATCH. WE HAVE SOME SIMILAR INTERESTS AND GOALS TRAVEL BEING ONE OF THE BIGGEST AS FAR AS I CAN TELL I THINK. JUST HAD A GOOD DAY TOGETHER. I MUST HAVE MADE A GOOD IMPRESSION BECAUSE SHE CALLED ME AT THE HOTEL AND SHE SAID THAT SHE TOLD HER FRIEND ABOUT ME AND THAT SHE / THEY WANT TO MEET ME AFTER HER WORK AGAIN TONIGHT AND SHE LIVES 30 MINUTES OUTSIDE OF FUKUOKA. SO i HAVE A VERY POSITIVE BASE TO BUILD RELATIONSHIP OR AT LEAST A GOOD FRIENDSHIP ON I THINK. i WILL HAVE TO ACCESS THE RAY FACTOR --- MARRY AN UGLY ONE --- THOUGH SHE IS NOT HIDEOUS BY ANY MEANS. AND i CAN SEE A LOT OF STIFF NECKS HER LOOKING UP AT ME AND ME LOOKING DOWN HA HA HA HA BUT i WILL HAVE OTHER CITIES TO VISIT AND ONE OR TWO OTHER PEOPLE TO MEET AND WHO KNOWS WHO I MIGHT BUMP INTO. DON`T WORRY PICTURES WILL COME WHEN i GET HOME AND GET OGGANIZED AND FIGURE OUT THIS WEB SITE CREATION STUFF AGAIN. WINDMILL BOY Title: Spunky Girl Post by: Dave H on January 30, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to I HOPE SIZE DOESN`T MATTER .. HA HA HA, posted by Windmill Boy on Jan 29, 2003
Hi WB, "A funny goofy girl with spunk" and "a nice derriere"...what else do you need? I think Ray actually meant to say "Marry an ugly woman with a nice derriere!" ;o))) I've got a feeling that you will miss Miho when you get back. Better give her a nickname or you are going to piss off a lot of American women!!! :o))) Just wait and see how fast that cute little accent grows on you when she says "Your so big." :o))) I salivate and drool all over myself whenever my wife says that or "choc-o-late." Good lord I can't take it!!! =8oP Sorry! Did you have any trouble pronouncing KAGOSHIMA, FUKUOKA AND NAGASAKI? I keep coming up with..."Gotta-Go-Shiit-Me," "Fuk-You-OK," "No-Gas-Ok." It could present a communication problem. ;o))) Good Luck and keep having a GREAT time! Dave H. Title: LOL - Miho is a great name.... Post by: Jeff S on January 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Spunky Girl, posted by Dave H on Jan 30, 2003
Dave, you know there's a Fukui and Fukue in Japan also. Wonder what you do with those? - Jeff Title: I Ddidn't Know That! :o))) Post by: Dave H on January 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to LOL - Miho is a great name...., posted by Jeff S on Jan 31, 2003
Hey Jeff, What's with all these ladies with "M" names? My old Japanese friend was named Masae. I kind of like the name "Wazuka." :o))) Dave H. Title: Me too! Post by: shadow on January 30, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to I HOPE SIZE DOESN`T MATTER .. HA HA HA, posted by Windmill Boy on Jan 29, 2003
As I have been getting very close a very small and sweet lady from Dumaguete. She is twice as old as she looks!! :) Good report WB, keep em comin! Larry. Title: That's been my problem... Post by: Dave H on January 30, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Me too!, posted by shadow on Jan 30, 2003
Hi Larry, My wife is is twice as old (30) as she looks (15) and I'm twice as young (45) as I look (90). ;o))) Good luck to you! Dave H. Title: Size ALWAYS Matters :P Post by: Howard on January 30, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to I HOPE SIZE DOESN`T MATTER .. HA HA HA, posted by Windmill Boy on Jan 29, 2003
WB, GREAT report!!! Hope you're having as much fun as I did ;) It sure sounds like you are :D Keep the reports commin'! Godspeed Fellow Traveler! H Title: Sure, GODSYZED would think so!! :) N/T Post by: shadow on January 30, 2003, 05:00:00 AM Title: Touche!!! LOL N/T Post by: Howard on January 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM Title: Oh man, this place is toooo much! Post by: BrianN on January 30, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to I HOPE SIZE DOESN`T MATTER .. HA HA HA, posted by Windmill Boy on Jan 29, 2003
I don't know who got me rotfl more, Dave with his Ray joke, or Eric with the Ray approach... Holy cow man, this thread is the best laugh I've had all month! (Carr, you actually call them genitals? rotfl!) Cheers Eric, good luck. (keep up the great punch lines too :^) Title: Re: Oh man, this place is toooo much! Post by: joemc on January 30, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Oh man, this place is toooo much!, posted by BrianN on Jan 30, 2003
Hi Brian, After reading this post. I too needed a laugh. If all else fails, I wonder if my favorite stomping ground is still around. The superman bar in Yokohama. Eric did mention a Chinatown is where it is at. But that was twenty years ago. joemc naughtyfester Title: Good to hear from you..... Post by: Stephen on January 29, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to I HOPE SIZE DOESN`T MATTER .. HA HA HA, posted by Windmill Boy on Jan 29, 2003
It's always good to read of someone's trip. Keep us posted. Best of luck. Stephen & Tess. Title: SIZE DOESN`T MATTER .. HA HA HA Post by: Ray on January 29, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to I HOPE SIZE DOESN`T MATTER .. HA HA HA, posted by Windmill Boy on Jan 29, 2003
Go for it Wind! Hey, I'm 6'5" and my wife is 5'0". My last wife was 4'11" and nobody ever complained about the height difference. Forget about the "small stuff" and get on with it! And don't worry about looks! When you fall in love with a lady, she will get better looking every day until you wake up one day and BINGO!...she's suddenly a "10" :-) Let me know when you need a list of which INS forms to download before you return to the States. LOL! Ray Title: Small Stuff... Post by: Dave H on January 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to SIZE DOESN`T MATTER .. HA HA HA, posted by Ray on Jan 29, 2003
Hey Ray, If only our wives would look down at us and say "You look like a 10!" ;o))) Dave H. Title: Re: SIZE DOESN`T MATTER .. HA HA HA Post by: Carr on January 29, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to SIZE DOESN`T MATTER .. HA HA HA, posted by Ray on Jan 29, 2003
I remember my workmate complaining about her 'short' boyfriend. I did a Jerry Seinfeld on her, 'Why does it bother you? Your genitals are still in line.' I cannot believe I said that. hahaha.... Title: Where's My Soap? Post by: Dave H on January 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: SIZE DOESN`T MATTER .. HA HA HA, posted by Carr on Jan 29, 2003
Hi C, I can't believe you! I may have to wash your mouth out! ;o))) Dave H. Title: Can we say "genitals" now? Post by: Ray on January 30, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: SIZE DOESN`T MATTER .. HA HA HA, posted by Carr on Jan 29, 2003
WOW! Patrick must have loosened up the old Cuss-O-Meter. Hell, next thing you know, we will be able to say "penis "and "vagina"... LOL! Ray Title: Ahhh Jeez... Post by: Dave H on January 30, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Can we say "genitals" now?, posted by Ray on Jan 30, 2003
Bloody Hell Ray! You said the "H" word...and the "G" word, "P" and "V" all in one post. Patrick probably needs to put new batteries in the Cuss-O-Meter. ;o))) Darn...I still have to say "Be...itch!" Dave H. Title: As long as you don't put them together..... Post by: SteveG on January 30, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Can we say "genitals" now?, posted by Ray on Jan 30, 2003
OOoooops, Did I say that???! LOL SteveG Title: Put them together? Post by: Ray on January 30, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to As long as you don't put them together....., posted by SteveG on Jan 30, 2003
ROFLMAO! I think this forum has definitely taken a turn for the worse lately, and it's all Stephen's fault! What are we going to do with that guy anyway? :-) Ray Title: Let's Sue Him!!! :o))) (n/t) Post by: Dave H on January 30, 2003, 05:00:00 AM Title: 1.07 fathoms!!! Post by: Dave H on January 29, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to SIZE DOESN`T MATTER .. HA HA HA, posted by Ray on Jan 29, 2003
Hey Ray, Did they use you for a mast or for sounding in the Navy? ;o))) Sorry, wrong century. I'm only around a foot taller than my wife and I hardly notice. Our heads are even when we're lying down. ;oD You're right about falling in love with a lady. My wife is a "10" in my eyes and somehow still manages to get more beautiful every day! Dave H. Title: Re: 1.07 fathoms!!! Post by: Ray on January 30, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to 1.07 fathoms!!!, posted by Dave H on Jan 29, 2003
CUML! Actually, they used me mostly for chipping paint off of the overhead. I still have bumps on my head and permanent brain damage to show for it :-) The bunks were only 6' long so my feet were always cold at night. Ray Title: Ouch!!! Post by: Dave H on January 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: 1.07 fathoms!!!, posted by Ray on Jan 30, 2003
Hey Ray, I couldn't stop ROFLMAOCUMLTNTPIMP with that one! You're a handy guy to have around to pick coconuts and clear away spider webs. :o))) Dave H. |