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Title: Wife vs. GRO. Post by: shadow on November 23, 2002, 05:00:00 AM I've made some interesting obsevations this trip, cultural and otherwise. They are between a sweet little P1000 GRO and a wife, fiance, girlfriend, or lover.
GRO- You may get mugged. Wife- You will get mugged. GRO- No family problems. Wife- Nothing but family problems. GRO- You never have to spend the holidays with people you don't like. Wife- You always have to spend the holidays with people you don't like. GRO- No nagging. Wife- 'Nuf said. GRO- Tipping is optional. Wife- Being plundered is routine. GRO- No time wasted with foreplay. Wife- Waiting and waiting and growing old. GRO- No legal interest in your retiremant plan. Wife. Uncanny knowledge of and too often a claim to... GRO- The ever present danger of clap, or worse. Wife- Same. GRO- Fetching cold beer is understood to be part of the services rendered. Wife- You should live so long... GRO- When you're done, you're done. Wife- You're not done till she says so. GRO- No badly prepared meals. Wife- An implied and never ending threat. GRO- Almost any faux pas is overlooked. Wife- Every faux pas takes on a life of it's own. GRO- Wardrobe doesn't matter. Wife- "Your tie doebsn't match." GRO- Even the smallest gift is appreciated. Wife- Rarely is a Rolls Royce enough. GRO- Brings the client to multiple orgasms. Wife- One 'favor' is damn near too many. GRO- Guilt free. Wife- "You don't love me anymore." GRO- Requires no help with the housework. Wife- Expects you to become a maid. GRO- When her pimp takes her money, no matter. Wife- When her brother asks for a loan... GRO- She never gives you her mother's advice. Wife- Mother-in-law jokes are not for nothing. GRO- A pro will wash you up afterwards. Wife- She rolls over and snores. Title: Where did you get that Post by: Humabdos on November 23, 2002, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Wife vs. GRO., posted by shadow on Nov 23, 2002
off the wall of some titty bar lol Hum R U in Dumaguete now? Title: Pretty close guess, Hum. Post by: shadow on November 26, 2002, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Where did you get that, posted by Humabdos on Nov 23, 2002
Got it from Bill at exotica bar. I guess you could call that off the wall! :) Am home now, got here midnight. Larry. |