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You guys may have heard this one it is an oldie but a goodie :-)

 John and Jenny get married he is a big guy 6'4" 250 #'s she is very petite 5'2" 110 #'s they have a great wedding and everthing is going good they get to the honeymoon suite and John decides to set the ground rules in the marriage right away. He takes off his pants and tosses them to Jenny and tells her to put them on.She looks at him and laughs and says" These are way to big.John says just put them on.She does and fits in one leg of the pants.Jenny says"these pants are to big I will never be able to wear them.John says "thats right!I wear the pants in the family and don't you forget it.
  Jenny takes off the pants wriggles out of her panties and tosses them to John.She says "put them on".John laughs and says he will never fit in them.Jenny says just try them on.John shrugs says o.k. and gets the panties up to his calves laughs and says Jenny I will never be able to get into these.Jenny says"Thats right!" and you never will if you keep that attitude.