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After just waking up on my day off after a long week of work, I opened a post and was reading. It spoke of the disgusting rotton meat smell of Kevin's cat's fart. Now I feel I must say something.

At the risk of offending some really great friend's on this board, I must say, this is getting on my nerves just a bit. I mean the story of the vulcanized pig was hilarious. Dr. Methane's detailed scientific explanation of fart's was fascinating. Stories of "farting contest's" between husband and wife are slightly humorous, if not a little strange  (IMO). However, when the post's get really graphic and disgusting, this is a bit much for me. I mean, I really donn't care about the detail's of someone's fart's, thier wife's fart's OR thier Bloody cat's fart's!! I find it gross, not to mention childish. I personally quit talking about (and lighting) my fart's in the 7th grade or somewhere there about.

Personally, fart's have never been one of my favorite thing's. Although, I must say, cutting loose can be a very good feeling when necsassary(SP?). Maybe I'm repressed, but I never heard a woman fart till I was 31, when my girlfriend at the time who was sitting with her leg's up on the arm of a chair in my apartment in the Philippines, cut loose in my direction. I was stunned! I like to have died! She on the other hand, didn't have a care in the world about it.
Soon after I was completely initiated into the world of women's fart's when my sweet little old mother-in law, cut loose an extemely loud and long one, (it would have put a "beer fart" to shame), not 5 feet from my head as I opened my eyes one morning in the province. I didn't think a fart of that magnitude was possible from an old woman. To this day, I'm still traumatized :0

Now I just spent a paragraph talking about fart's. However, I did not go into gross detail's. If we MUST have fart humor on this board, can we at least be a little less graphic?

Some of this post is tounge-in-cheek, but at the same time, I am serious. I know I don't have to read it if I don't like it, but I don't alway's know it's comming. I'm wondering, does ANYONE else feel this way or is it just me. If you do please express an opinion. If not, I'll just shut the F*** up!

Jay
P.S.- My wife and I don't have farting contest's. Are we doomed to fail?

...that this thread is now longer than the original offender?  LOL

Sorry, but I just don't see the harm.  Then again I think farts are hilarious :)  As Always I will go with the group's decision on this matter, but if I get a vote... Viva La Utot!!!  LOL  (Just spare the graphic descriptions :)

Keep the Far... ooops, I mean Faith!

LOL

H

Everyone has a different sense of humor just like everyone has their own opinion.
I'm sorry if my jokes/story about farting contest
offends/disturbs others on this Board and Ray called it strange??? I wouldn't have post that joke if I have known that others didn't like it :(.  
My apology to all and I promise there would be no more fart jokes from me... :)

Laugh & Learned,
NNP

Don't worry about it at all. I'm sorry I said anything. I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed yesterday and made the post above before thinking it over.

Lot's of people think Jay is strange too. Don't feel bad. Like I said before. Maybe if we just leave the gross details out of the fart post's, it would be better. Just keep on posting. Don't stop because "I" said something. I'm not worth it. :)

Jay

- Kevin

Nobody was scorning you or trying to make you feel guilty. I just got grossed out. Sorry to laugh about the the fart video, but I really thought it was funny. I really had never heard of one and wanted to know what a fart video was all about.

I guess with a sense of humor about fart's to the extent that you have, a person might have to be in the closet about it. I know what you mean by that, as part of my sense of humor comes from the "pen". Convict humor is a bit too graphic and rough on the uninitiated too. I keep it only for those that can handle it.

Here's a dating tip for ya. Don't show your flatulance humor till the 8th date. Let her get to know you first. Most Filipina's I've met would be horrified and turned off, if that was one of the first thing's they knew about you. Kind of like the convict humor. I think it's very funny, but most people don't.

Jay

I mean Jay called it strange. Sorry Ray :)

Please, take this more as a question and not an attack on anyone.  I just would not know what to think if a wife,  backed up and farted on me.

Not all Asian women are into farting. Probably no more than Western women. My wife is not a big fart fan, partly because she is a critical care nurse and that sound often means that the patient has soiled themself. Sometimes she will find humor...when "tastefully" done, as with the case of Mr. Methane. ;o))) http://www.mrmethane.com/frameset.html

As to your statement, "I just would not know what to think if a wife, backed up and farted on me." Might I offer a suggestion, light a match and send her shooting off into outer space. ;o)))

Dave H.

You KILL ME!  LOL

H

How about Ambassador to the Philippines? I wouldn't want to live in the White House after Bill Clinton. My heart goes out to the Bush family. The Secret Service is probably still fishing diaphragms and condoms out of the swimming pool and its filtration system. George can't let the twins swim in the pool, out of fear that they may become impregnated by chlorine resistant, little swimming Billies. You can't walk around the White House barefoot or lay on the carpets for fear of catching a disease. Bill probably installed hidden video cameras in the twins baths and bedrooms. I wouldn't be surprised if he left illicit photos of himself for them to discover.

Dave H. :o)))

Ray

Fart jokes just stink up the board.

Maybe Patrick could add another section.....you know, ASIAN, LATIN, RUSSIAN, and FART.

But it can get rather juvinile.

Just my idea.

Stephen

dupe threads for:

asianagencies
russianagencies
latinagencies
etc..
then to add in yours...
rudeasians
ruderussians..
etc.
etc...

works for me!  Would probably have a few stars, with lots of readers, with the fart filters off, etc.

:^)

(always lookin for a sick joke).

Someone posted this before, but it's still funny. Made me realize I was being a bit of a tight ass.

Wisconsin, eh?
Jay

This was about as good as a detailed balut discussion!
Jay -
unfortunately... there must be so much (ex-dumpster) military sh@t kicking mentality around here that it might be impossible to get away from, (myself included).

Like, you can take the man out of the military, but you can't take the military out of the man?  lol!

(btw, it's good and sick for about 1.6 seconds, but after that, it's gross to hell, so maybe the posts should be automatically deleted after this length of time - haha!).

Must be a Navy thing. ;)

Maybe a good idea is to ask people posting fart humor, is to put "(fart humor)" in the subject line or no, better yet, if folk's just leave the "flavor" of the fart, out of thier post, maybe I wouldn't spew my first cup of coffeee of the day on the screen.

Jay

I have to admit though, that was about as good a gross-ass comeback as I've ever seen anywhere.

What post of Ray's do you mean? I didn't see anything
Ray wrote that would cause me to get grossed out. Maybe I missed it. It was Kevins cat LOL! that got me.

I was just on my first cup of coffee, after waking up. I Shouldn't post before I've had the second. :)

Jay

Oh, I see it. I didn't see anything real bad about that post. No flavor discription's, lol!

Jay

I'm sure no one cares what I think, least of all the principal instigators of this locker room humor. I'm not a regular here anymore. I just wanted to let you know you are not alone.

Regards, Tim

I have always cared what you think, but found the fart jokes hilarious :c)

Therein lies my dilema :)

LOL

Keep the Faith

H

"The odorless" Dave H.

I don't know who started it, but other's have run with it. It's not really a big deal, just is getting a bit much IMO.
This board is for all, so if most are for it, I'll just have to deal with it.

Jay

- Kevin

I'm not indifferent. I don't care for it when it get's graphic. Don't be discreet. I'd like to know where you got that figure. I would think it would be the other way around, but who knows?

Anyway, again, not really a big deal, just get's to me a bit sometimes.

Jay

Remember too.  This is harmless humor.  No individual is the brunt when it comes to this kind of humor.

- Kevin

I'm not "in the closet" about it either! LOL! I just don't find it funny and also a turn off. That's just me though.

No. No one is the brunt of the humor, but those of us who don't care for it have to suffer, or at least deal with it.

You seem to have referred twice to humor at someone elses expense. I don't see that kind of humor here, unless the person invites it and is having fun with it. Do you see this kind of humor? If so, maybe I'm just not seeing it.

Jay

talking about it is one thing.  watching it is another.  of course, anything other than ones own, while you put the covers over your wifes head, is sickening!

(sorry, couldn't resist!)

Steveb