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Title: jokes Post by: Febtember on April 09, 2002, 04:00:00 AM HUSBAND: (Returning late from work):
"Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in." WIFE: Have you brought the grocery ? HUSBAND: Bad command or filename. WIFE: But I Told You About It In Morning WIFE: What about my new TV? WIFE: At least, give me your Credit Card, WIFE: Do you love me or do you only love computers WIFE: It was a great mistake that I married an WIFE: You are a useless nut. WIFE: What about your Salary? WIFE: Who was in the car this morning? WIFE: Would You Like To Have Some Snacks WIFE: What is my value in the family ? WIFE: What Is The Relation Between You & Your WIFE: I Will Go To My Dads House. WIFE: I Will Leave You For Ever. WIFE: It Is Worthless Talking To You WIFE: I Am Going --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Title: This joke/post reminds me of an old favorite.. Post by: BrianN on April 11, 2002, 04:00:00 AM ... in response to jokes, posted by Febtember on Apr 9, 2002
It was an exchange (kinda) like this, between a customer and some computer help dude on the telephone... I wish I could find this on the internet, but I don't know what to look for... in the end, the computer dude on the other end told the lady she had no business owning a computer. He got fired of course... It's a real classic. I hope, that I don't turn into the man on your post though... I'm quite addicted to computer-dom, just WANT a nice lady to make things interesting, fun and loving, lifelong and all of that "GOOD STUFF" that I've missed for so long... (ya know, the two way street thing works for me!). :-) Title: Re: jokes Post by: joemc on April 10, 2002, 04:00:00 AM ... in response to jokes, posted by Febtember on Apr 9, 2002
Hi Feb, Your post sounds alot like my marriage ha ha ha only kidding. I can see my wife washing my mouth with shrimp paste. with some of my quotes. take care Title: Hi FeB...Very funny Post :o) Post by: greg on April 10, 2002, 04:00:00 AM ... in response to jokes, posted by Febtember on Apr 9, 2002
Kumusta ka na? Gregory says Hi-Hello!!! Please post more jokes hehehe..greg Title: Re: Hi FeB...Very funny Post :o) Post by: Febtember on April 10, 2002, 04:00:00 AM ... in response to Hi FeB...Very funny Post :o), posted by greg on Apr 10, 2002
Hi Greg and Little Gregory, I'm doin fine and my baby inside as well.My hubby so much busy prefering for planting season the weather here not warm enough to start plant corn and soybeans.We got lot's of rain this week so maybe we wait till the farm soil dry before start planting.Don't be surprise if someone from philippines send you e-mail.It's my cousin she's nice and intellegent.Give my big hug to Gregory. |