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Title: Having a bad day are you. Post by: Jack on June 12, 2003, 04:00:00 AM You know, I see a few guys a little down in the dumps here lately and just want to say, "Guys, keep your chin up, it could be worse".
Streetwise,.....Well, my relationship with the young lady from Latvia has finally come to an end. Alfred,.....The state of New York has cracked down on illegal imports of dairy products. Travis,....How long does the transition take? My best guess is 11 hours. This I think is about how long a bad marriage between an AM and a RW takes to go from love to utter HATE. She will ultimately be in jail and eventually burn in hell! Streetwise, A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. Alfred, Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two protesters were trampled to death. And Travis, you think you got it bad, Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. There now, you guys feeling a little better? Title: Bad day? Post by: Travis on June 13, 2003, 04:00:00 AM ... in response to Having a bad day are you., posted by Jack on Jun 12, 2003
I'm workin on a bad year!!! Though I suspect by the end of Summer it will be getting a lot better. Remember the oldest Russian saying there is...regarding how to serve certain dishes :-) Title: Cheers Jack! Post by: Streetwise on June 13, 2003, 04:00:00 AM ... in response to Having a bad day are you., posted by Jack on Jun 12, 2003
A rather well-built lady entered the doctor's surgery one morning, complaining of "wind problems." "It's absolutely dreadful" she said, "I have no control whatsoever, it's really embarrassing. The only consolation is that it is always silent and odourless; for example, I have let rip at least 20 times since I came into this room, and nobody has even noticed." The doctor paused to think for a moment, then reached for his prescription book and began writing. "I want you to take one of these every day" he said, handing her the note, "And then come back and see me in one week." A week later, the lady re-appeared in the surgery. "So, how are you doing?" asked the doctor. "Right" said the doctor, reaching for his prescription book once more. "Now that we've cleared your sinuses, we'll get to work on your hearing." Title: AW personal ad Post by: Cold Warrior on June 12, 2003, 04:00:00 AM ... in response to Having a bad day are you., posted by Jack on Jun 12, 2003
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Title: A Few Extra Pounds = A Few Hundred Extra Pounds n/t Post by: Scaught on June 12, 2003, 04:00:00 AM Title: Banned Dairy Products? I've been trying to book Dance Lessons! Post by: Alfred on June 12, 2003, 04:00:00 AM ... in response to Having a bad day are you., posted by Jack on Jun 12, 2003
[This message has been edited by Alfred] point taken, Jack. |