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Title: Texas Wisdom II
Post by: Del on June 28, 2002, 04:00:00 AM
1. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works!
2. Always drink upstream from the herd.
3. Never pass up a good chance to shut up.
4. Don't squat with your spurs on.
5. There are 3 kinds of people. The ones who learn by reading, the few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to touch the fire to see if it's hot.


Title: I learn by all three methods then some I think n/t
Post by: greg2 on June 30, 2002, 04:00:00 AM
... in response to Texas Wisdom II, posted by Del on Jun 28, 2002

sdf


Title: Re: Texas Wisdom II
Post by: johnnydudeman on June 28, 2002, 04:00:00 AM
... in response to Texas Wisdom II, posted by Del on Jun 28, 2002

Now that's some funny stuff.


Title: Texas Wisdom II
Post by: Jack on June 28, 2002, 04:00:00 AM
... in response to Texas Wisdom II, posted by Del on Jun 28, 2002

Very good Del, I see you are doing your homework.

Wait a minute, you have a new, beautiful bride with you, how are you making time to study up on Texas history with this new bride just arriving?

And oh, you forgot a very important Tejas wisdom.

You NEVER ask a man where he is from?  If he is from Tejas, he will tell you, if he is not, you will embarrass him.