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Title: Write an enticing ad....
Post by: Del on April 13, 2002, 04:00:00 AM

and you'll receive numerous responses!!!!

From a personal ad that appeared in a California newspaper:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE...

Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I'm a svelte good looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Kiss me and I'm yours.
Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."

Callers found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an
eight-week-old black Labrador. :-)))))

Title: Re: I like sheep better.....
Post by: wsbill on April 13, 2002, 04:00:00 AM

... in response to Write an enticing ad...., posted by Del on Apr 13, 2002

LOL..

Title: that is baaaaad. n/t
Post by: greg2 on April 14, 2002, 04:00:00 AM

... in response to Re: I like sheep better....., posted by wsbill on Apr 13, 2002

s

Title: LOL!!!! nt
Post by: Tootsie on April 14, 2002, 04:00:00 AM

... in response to that is baaaaad. n/t, posted by greg2 on Apr 14, 2002

nt

Title: Re: LOL!!!! nt
Post by: Quick Fix on April 18, 2002, 04:00:00 AM

... in response to LOL!!!! nt, posted by Tootsie on Apr 14, 2002

N/T

Title: LMAO! n/t
Post by: KenC on April 13, 2002, 04:00:00 AM

... in response to Write an enticing ad...., posted by Del on Apr 13, 2002

n/t

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