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In Florida and Arizona, the personal ads for "older folks" have
become
rather long-in-tooth. These ads will be typical ten years from now,
but
they are already in vogue in Florida and Arizona. Here is a
sampling:
FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'-4" (used
to
be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing
companion.Matching
white shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone
to
round out a six- unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of
breath not
a problem.
SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take
our
hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flossier
to
share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES ?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday
nights and
still like to play the air guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or
are
now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my boss
collection of
eight-track tapes.
MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember
Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
MINT CONDITION: Male,
1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts
including
hip, knee, cornea, valves. Doesn't run but walks well.