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Title: In response to Only In America.. Post by: BrianN on January 07, 2002, 05:00:00 AM which I thought was quite good.. sent it to my interpreter friend, and here's what she sent back- (thought you folks might enjoy it):
Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn`t need. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until she gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing Any married man should forget his mistakes, there`s no use in two people Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn`t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won`t change, and she does. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after, well, There are two times when a man doesn`t understand a woman - before and after Title: LOL! Post by: Zink on January 07, 2002, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to In response to Only In America.., posted by BrianN on Jan 7, 2002
Words of wisdom indeed. That ones going into my jokes to e-mail friends folder. |