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Title: In response to Only In America..
Post by: BrianN on January 07, 2002, 05:00:00 AM
which I thought was quite good.. sent it to my interpreter friend, and here's what she sent back- (thought you folks might enjoy it):

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Dumb man + smart woman = affair

Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn`t need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until she gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing
to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there`s no use in two people
remembering the same things.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn`t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won`t change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after, well,
that`s the beginning of a new argument.

There are two times when a man doesn`t understand a woman - before and after
marriage.




Title: LOL!
Post by: Zink on January 07, 2002, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to In response to Only In America.., posted by BrianN on Jan 7, 2002

Words of wisdom indeed. That ones going into my jokes to e-mail friends folder.